The funniest sales person ever!

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  • Vedubin01
    R3V Elite
    • Jun 2006
    • 5852

    #1

    The funniest sales person ever!

    OMG... Brilliant!! =-) That's a lightning wit right there.. Wow.. Id run out weekly just to have this guy come back and sell me another bottle




    World's Funniest Salesman
    Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

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  • GaryE30
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2003
    • 4791

    #2
    I enjoyed that. Guy has talent! He's so quick.
    Estoril E36 M3/4/5 | Toledo E53 X5 3.0 | LeMans E90 335D M-Sport

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    • joshh
      R3V OG
      • Aug 2004
      • 6195

      #3
      He is funny but this is the type of salesmen I dislike.
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

      "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

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      • 5Toes
        Banned
        • May 2010
        • 9836

        #4
        He is nutty good

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        • Cronopoulos
          R3VLimited
          • Jul 2011
          • 2187

          #5
          Why are people so afraid to say "no..."


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          2.7i * Megasquirt tuned * E85 powered

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          • JrCamacho
            Mod Crazy
            • Feb 2011
            • 618

            #6
            oh man, that was hilarious, thank-you for the good laugh!

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            • goarmy
              Mod Crazy
              • Nov 2011
              • 622

              #7
              5 stars.... he sure got your attention and I bet you bought that bottle of water

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385

                #8
                that was great and that dude is sharp is tack too

                Much better than the creepy guy and the ok looking older chick that tried to sell us a kirby vacuum a couple of years ago
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                • Kershaw
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 11822

                  #9
                  i'd buy it.
                  AWD > RWD

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                  • Pantless Spency
                    It's McRib time!!!
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 7284

                    #10
                    absolutely fantastic, this guy is good, very hard worker.

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                    • RobertK
                      Kicked cancer's ASS.
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 5864

                      #11
                      I bet it still won't take the damn cosmoline off my engine.

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                      • JrCamacho
                        Mod Crazy
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 618

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RobertK
                        I bet it still won't take the damn cosmoline off my engine.
                        probably true, but we should get that product and try!

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                        • Joe G
                          R3VLimited
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 2942

                          #13
                          saw that the other day. Very witty and fun, I'd buy some shit from him.


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                          • Pottsalot
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 387

                            #14
                            very clever guy

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                            • tk-421
                              Wrencher
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 291

                              #15
                              Would buy and would vote for if on last comic standing (still a show?)
                              1990 E30 325i sedan - Gletscherblau (280) over Indigo cloth (0271)

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