Cruising at 35,000 feet

[Joe G]

Sup r3v,

I'm on a flight from Ft. Lauderdale to
Vegas and bored as hell. Stuck in a middle seat and cannot sleep. I figured this would be a good time for an "funny airplane stories thread" both for my personal entertainment as well as all of the other r3v folk.

I would start but I really don't have any funny or really good airplane tales.


Ps. Cool story bro

[mrsleeve]

I hate flying................... and the TSA

[Joe G]

The TSA is an absolute joke....In Spokane I saw a TSA sign that informed me that I am not allowed to bring propane tanks, gasoline cans, gallons of paint/paint thinner, and bombs on the plane. I'm really happy the to see tax dollars go towards signs like that as well as the morons that treat you like your the idiot when you go through security and forget to take the change out of your pocket.

[Joe G]

Also, just got my glorified shot glass full of Ice a sip of water in it. Fuck this, I'm buying my own plane.

[Jaxx_]

who are you flying with? free wifi?

[Kershaw]

virgin has free wifi.

[mtechnik]

The wonders of technology. Have a good flight!

p.s I'd like your in-flight peanuts

[Joe G]

Southwest, wifi is $5. On my last flight I spent $15 on whiskys ($5 each) so I figured for $5 the interwebs was worth it in a 5hr flight.

Just ate all 10 of my peanuts, damn they were good.

[mtechnik]

:D

I miss the 'old days' of commercial flight when you could expect decent meals.

[z31maniac]

Just general distaste for the vast majority of dumbasses that can't seem to get it together at the airport.

For fucks sake at the Vegas airport there are big TVs telling you what to do as you go through the line then people are all surprised, "Wait I have to take off my shoes and my belt?"

[Joe G]

People are retarded. I watched some guy go through the metal detector 4 times before he realized his big metal chain was the issue. I did however enjoy watching a crazy black lady fight with TSA people when they told her she couldn't bring her half drank 5th of brown-bagged vodka with her. In the end she told them to fuck themselves and drink it.

[Deltron Dirty30]

:D

I miss the 'old days' of commercial flight when you could expect decent meals.

I miss the old days when people didn't crash planes into buildings.

[mrsleeve]

Just general distaste for the vast majority of dumbasses that can't seem to get it together at the airport.

For fucks sake at the Vegas airport there are big TVs telling you what to do as you go through the line then people are all surprised, "Wait I have to take off my shoes and my belt?"

This is why I fly in and outta small airports. Its worth the little extra cash to go though smaller ones, where you are treated a little more like a person than live stock. Not much better but a little bit.

OH Speaking of the TSA. As I got to ABE (Allentown PA) this trip out to work I am leaving the secured area, and you walk right along the TSA check point on the way out (they are doing some renovations STILL) the Suppervisor for the bunch of TSA goons was sitting at his computer reteaching/ Looking at Gun Broker auction for a F/N SCAR 16s (the 5.56/.223 version)

[KenC]

Wifi is always worth the few dollars, especially now that iOS 5 has iMessage.

[Brezzi]

In the end she told them to fuck themselves and drank it.

haha thats some gangsta shit