man this sucks...

[samiam3356]

This really hits home. I remember the day I had to tell ovulator his hamster died. We had the tube in his ass and when I looked in it I saw no movement at all. I reached in and snagged his tail with a mechanics gripper but it was too late. The little guy had passed on. He had made this same journey hundreds of times on many a Zima drenched night. Guess it was just his time

lmao

[accident]

think of it if your mom/ loved one passed away im sure you wouldnt just sit there and say fuck it lets eat some fuckin cerial and watch tv!

I fucking love cereal.

[slammin.e28]

I fucking love cereal.

Me too!

[Mlarsen]

Honestly man, this is like your 4th thread bitching about your g/f. You don't need to post a thread every time you have a problem in your life.

[Mr. Tasty]

If you are stressing out over this, I wonder how you will deal with something important, like your girlfriend dumping you for being such a pansy

[slammin.e28]

Shit, I'm the type that would leave the hamster there and let her discover it. Don't bear the bad news. Let her find it.

[delatlanta1281]

This really hits home. I remember the day I had to tell ovulator his hamster died. We had the tube in his ass and when I looked in it I saw no movement at all. I reached in and snagged his tail with a mechanics gripper but it was too late. The little guy had passed on. He had made this same journey hundreds of times on many a Zima drenched night. Guess it was just his time

God Steve, this is the kind of stuff we have been missing over the last two years. I was just talking to a buddy about the fact I you had gone soft. Now I am assured you are still hard as a rock, just like your cock is inside Danny's poo hole.

[blunttech]

God Steve, this is the kind of stuff we have been missing over the last two years. I was just talking to a buddy about the fact I you had gone soft. Now I am assured you are still hard as a rock, just like your cock is inside Danny's poo hole.

The sickness never leaves. Its just tempered ,peaking out once in a while like farbins head from under my desk

[MR 325]

I love you Blunt. I also love your reference to Zima.

[delatlanta1281]

I love you Blunt. I also love your reference to Zima.

I too enjoy a good Zima reference.

[Fusion]

Set the gerbal so it looks alive but asleep. Tell her it's hibernation time and to not wake it up, or it could have a heart attack.

[87e30]

seriously???

Tell her hamster is dead. Bam! done.

[quikveedb2]

So, were you and your GF into feltching/gerbiling?

Beat me to it. Buy her a snake as a consolation, you even have some food for it to get her started on her new pet hobby!

[HarryPotter]

tell her the damn things dead, and grow the F**K up when she starts whining like a little kid.
that's the problem with the world!
serious. I wouldn't even want to be with a woman that cried and acted all retarded over a damn rodent.

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[Roysneon]

Yeah, losing a pet sucks but damn, dude it's really bad if you're that stressed about just telling your gf about it. If she can't handle that happening, she's fucked when something actually important happens.