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  • EndreM
    E30 Addict
    • Jul 2009
    • 513

    #1

    Texts from Bennett

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    "These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet."


    '91 E30 316i
    '97 Rover Mini 1275
  • Mr. Tasty
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jul 2011
    • 3421

    #2
    I hope those are real. Please
    2014 Alpine White 335i MSport
    (Daily Driver)
    Full Mperformance Aero

    2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
    KW V2 Coilovers
    VRSF Catless Downpipes

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    • Holland
      R3V OG
      • Nov 2008
      • 7176

      #3
      There is no way those can be real.
      1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

      Originally posted by DEV0 E30
      You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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      • Kershaw
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2010
        • 11822

        #4
        omfg. hahahaaha.
        AWD > RWD

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        • blocke
          E30 Fanatic
          • Mar 2009
          • 1305

          #5
          Fuck yes.
          sigpic
          Parts Wanted
          The Never-ending Resto Mod

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          • Ryan...
            R3VLimited
            • Feb 2010
            • 2448

            #6
            Originally posted by codyep3
            i hope those are real. Please
            +1
            2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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            • phenobarb1
              Advanced Member
              • Jul 2010
              • 105

              #7
              Okay, that was hilarious. I really hope Bennett is real.

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              • 325ix
                R3V OG
                • Aug 2009
                • 7783

                #8
                I would love to meet this guy. He seems like a really nice person.

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                • Kershaw
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 11822

                  #9
                  thing is, i read them in a british accent because in my mind it's Ali G that's saying these things.
                  AWD > RWD

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                  • Texas Toast
                    E30 Addict
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 510

                    #10
                    Hahahaha this made my morning.
                    Wrecking cars, closing bars.

                    Tie rod spacers for sale: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=245785

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                    • JrCamacho
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 618

                      #11
                      holy crap i was cracking up! this can't be serious!

                      I just told that bitch to do jumping jacks.....

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                      • ReallyDirtyThirty
                        E30 Addict
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 449

                        #12
                        "She can sleep n da garage"

                        Priceless.
                        www.truegearhead.com
                        - bad decisions & questionable cars

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                        • Deltron Dirty30
                          R3VLimited
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 2436

                          #13
                          this one made me lol

                          Originally posted by HarryPotter
                          not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
                          Instagram: @jstnlws

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705

                            #14
                            I am seeing signs of fake.
                            paint sucks

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                            • Restoman
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 1311

                              #15
                              Very funny. Every now and then I am reminded that there are total losses just running about. Keep up the good work.
                              i'lldoitforacaravan

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