Texts from Bennett

[EndreM]

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

"These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet."

[Mr. Tasty]

I hope those are real. Please

[Holland]

There is no way those can be real.

[Kershaw]

omfg. hahahaaha.

[blocke]

Fuck yes.

[Ryan...]

i hope those are real. Please

+1

[phenobarb1]

Okay, that was hilarious. I really hope Bennett is real.

[325ix]

I would love to meet this guy. He seems like a really nice person.

[Kershaw]

thing is, i read them in a british accent because in my mind it's Ali G that's saying these things.

[Texas Toast]

Hahahaha this made my morning.

[JrCamacho]

holy crap i was cracking up! this can't be serious!

I just told that bitch to do jumping jacks.....

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

"She can sleep n da garage"

Priceless.

[Deltron Dirty30]

this one made me lol

[Wh33lhop]

I am seeing signs of fake.

[Restoman]

Very funny. Every now and then I am reminded that there are total losses just running about. Keep up the good work.