Worst timing on being broken up with?

[Jhonno]

Go fuck her bestfriend.

Been there done that. Went down well..

[b*saint]

When you need to use her dad's garage.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I thought it was MikeK that was big on the Muscle Milk.

[Desaevious]

Well I didn't bomb it. With everyone's complaints after the exam there may be a bit of a curve too. I agree with what everyone has said here. Especially Danny. That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm not pissy about the girl, I'm pissy by the inconsiderate timing and immaturity of the breakup. I didn't see it coming.

Yes, I already have a new woman lined up that was trying to get on my nuts while I was with this girl, so so far so good there.

And FredK does make a good wingman. All that cologne, orange skin, and ripped muscles lure them in. Peacocking like a boss.

[blunttech]

I once got dumped by pony express.

I cant imagine what it would be like to go out on a date with Fredk if you were a chick. I would think they would keep asking him for more bread thinking he was the waiter

[KenC]

Duuuude but I took the final from a past semester and straight bombed it! I was confused!

Then you're screwed on the exam regardless of your relationship woes.

[dannyyisntt]

Think of it this way: your situation is actually the BEST timing. No Christmas gifts to buy, you're single so you can totally get laid on New Year's Eve and you have nobody to pay for on valentine's day.

Hate to say it, but I for once agree with Danny

[FredK]

Protip: FredK makes a great wingman

Werd, I chat up uglies like no one's business. Women that look like blunt, but with worse teeth.

[FredK]

What a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, over the phone? Is this normal? lol

Not at all. Breaking up through text is normal.



Nah but the timing really sucks, since sleep is more important than anything else when you need to commit things to memory.

[e30 gangsta]

go fuck her bestfriend.

this

[chadthestampede]

Protip: FredK makes a great wingman

[chadthestampede]

What a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, over the phone? Is this normal? lol

I got dumped in an email once.

[bimmershark]

-get a half gallon of your favorite ice cream

-tune into the lifetime channel (they might have that awesome movie about a girl being raped but she didnt actually get raped , such a mind fuck)

-realize 5 mins into the movie that you have a dick and balls..turn off the tv stop eating the ice cream and fuck the first girl you see after leaving your apt..unless its family (or at least close family depending on your geographical location)

[F34R]

Think of it this way: your situation is actually the BEST timing. No Christmas gifts to buy, you're single so you can totally get laid on New Year's Eve and you have nobody to pay for on valentine's day.

This

[gearheadE30]

A few friends of mine had gone out for about a year, including a summer of long distance where they saw each other about once every two or three weeks. On the first day of this semester, the guy randomly broke up with the girl. That would suck, after putting up with the long distance stuff for so long. And they live directly across the hall from each other.