Worst timing on being broken up with?

[RobertK]

My ex left me right in the middle of a blow job...

Let me guess, did you cut loose in the middle of an upstroke?

[Robotin]

disregard females, acquire currency

[trackjunkie21]

My ex left me right in the middle of a blow job...

Erectile disfunction huh?

Send her a picture of your dick, it'll make you feel better.

[Liam]

Was it HER giving you the blow job?

Yes

Here are some excellent parting words for situations like this:

[Vivek]

My ex left me right in the middle of a blow job...

Was it HER giving you the blow job?

[Jhonno]

My ex left me right in the middle of a blow job...

We have a winner..

[sofargone561]

how about whilein basic training. or in iraq. your in collge bro surrounded by girls that will give it up for NOTHING. this is got to be one the best times. also use her christmas gift money to buy something fro your e30!

[Sailor37]

Go fuck her bestfriend.

This....but there are usually two....get after it.

[Liam]

My ex left me right in the middle of a blow job...

[TimKninja]

I got dumped 10 minutes before a Job interveiw with the federal goverment. After seeing the girl for a year and a half

Needless to say, still got the Job.

[rlddlr53]

Like my grandfather used to tell me,

" Girls are like buses, a new one comes by every 15 minutes "

Best thing he ever told me before he died

[DatUtahGuy]

not to thread jack, but speaking of worst times for shit to go wrong, driving home last night, my 87 4runner decided it didn't want to blow hot air anymore, and the temps around here have been in the high teens to low 20's

ffffuuuuuuuuu

back on topic, fuck bitches get money, if she blindsided you like that AND over the phone to boot, damn son, she is an ice queen and you might be better off without her, just my 2 cents

good luck on your exams brah

[Vivek]

So if you have .04820 moles of Carbon, how many grams is that?

[FredK]

I cant imagine what it would be like to go out on a date with Fredk if you were a chick. I would think they would keep asking him for more bread thinking he was the waiter

:?

Nah, they'd probably try to get a discount on drycleaning.

I thought it was MikeK that was big on the Muscle Milk.

[swingard]

Wish i had stayed single all through college. Looking back it was like 5 star dining at McDonalds pricing. Just saying.