Worst timing on being broken up with?

[KenC]

Duuuude but I took the final from a past semester and straight bombed it! I was confused!

Then you're screwed on the exam regardless of your relationship woes.

[blunttech]

I once got dumped by pony express.

I cant imagine what it would be like to go out on a date with Fredk if you were a chick. I would think they would keep asking him for more bread thinking he was the waiter

[Desaevious]

Well I didn't bomb it. With everyone's complaints after the exam there may be a bit of a curve too. I agree with what everyone has said here. Especially Danny. That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm not pissy about the girl, I'm pissy by the inconsiderate timing and immaturity of the breakup. I didn't see it coming.

Yes, I already have a new woman lined up that was trying to get on my nuts while I was with this girl, so so far so good there.

And FredK does make a good wingman. All that cologne, orange skin, and ripped muscles lure them in. Peacocking like a boss.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I thought it was MikeK that was big on the Muscle Milk.

[b*saint]

When you need to use her dad's garage.

[Jhonno]

Go fuck her bestfriend.

Been there done that. Went down well..

[swingard]

Wish i had stayed single all through college. Looking back it was like 5 star dining at McDonalds pricing. Just saying.

[FredK]

I cant imagine what it would be like to go out on a date with Fredk if you were a chick. I would think they would keep asking him for more bread thinking he was the waiter

:?

Nah, they'd probably try to get a discount on drycleaning.

I thought it was MikeK that was big on the Muscle Milk.

[Vivek]

So if you have .04820 moles of Carbon, how many grams is that?

[DatUtahGuy]

not to thread jack, but speaking of worst times for shit to go wrong, driving home last night, my 87 4runner decided it didn't want to blow hot air anymore, and the temps around here have been in the high teens to low 20's

ffffuuuuuuuuu

back on topic, fuck bitches get money, if she blindsided you like that AND over the phone to boot, damn son, she is an ice queen and you might be better off without her, just my 2 cents

good luck on your exams brah

[rlddlr53]

Like my grandfather used to tell me,

" Girls are like buses, a new one comes by every 15 minutes "

Best thing he ever told me before he died

[TimKninja]

I got dumped 10 minutes before a Job interveiw with the federal goverment. After seeing the girl for a year and a half

Needless to say, still got the Job.

[Liam]

My ex left me right in the middle of a blow job...

[Sailor37]

Go fuck her bestfriend.

This....but there are usually two....get after it.

[sofargone561]

how about whilein basic training. or in iraq. your in collge bro surrounded by girls that will give it up for NOTHING. this is got to be one the best times. also use her christmas gift money to buy something fro your e30!