I hate hammers SOOOO much!

[Kershaw]

They make my face cry!

everytime I hit my thumb with a hammer I want to punch babies in their face holes.
Seriously, do they make anyone else sick?

[kennyvb]

I dunno, they're pretty useful for building shit.

[Joe G]

I have tried using other items to 'hammer' nails...it never works like a good ole hammer. You need to work on your hand eye coordination. Or pay a migrant worker or child to hold nails for your hammering.

edit: lols on the mockery of devon.818

[dnick]

hahahah well put kershaw..

[Massimo]

Meh it is a love hate relationship the trusty hammer has helped me pull many a things a part thought impossable, e.g sub frame bushes. But I have alsos mashed my hand many a times.

[LJ851]

for starters, quit hammering drunk.

[mrsleeve]

Kershaw, you need to look at the nail, NOT YOUR THUMB. you are suffering from target fixation. You are hitting what your looking at. STOP LOOKING AT YOUR THUMB when using hammers. Or just hold the nail with pliers .......

[VinniE30]

[dirtysix]

I love my hammers. All of them.

Hitting thumbs is part hammer training. So man the fuck up.

[NyC35AV]

I laughed pretty hard.

[Joe G]

[matthugie]

[Farbin Kaiber]

I dropped a deadblow ball peen hammer on my face a month or so ago from about 18" above my face, I had the worst black eye I've ever had.

[LBJefferies]

The trick is to watch the nail and the hammer will magically hit it. Seriously.

[AsharC]

I got a blood blister from it on Thursday. I hate them and I love them...