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  • Chaz
    E30 Addict
    • Jul 2011
    • 432

    #31
    Who the fuck post this

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    • z31maniac
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Dec 2007
      • 17566

      #32
      Originally posted by z31maniac
      Those of you speaking out against it (granted, only at home. If I'm taking a shit at work/Lowe's/etc. I leave them on), you should give it a try.
      Originally posted by deutschman
      What kind of weird inhuman freak takes their pants completely off when taking a shit? Even when your not home?
      Keep up.

      Originally posted by dnick
      wow. were talking about taking shits.

      cool
      Hi, you must be new to R3V.

      Originally posted by Schwarz3
      I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

      So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.
      Why is it that the under 25 crowd is so afraid of being ass raped? Where the fuck are you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless going on Friday night?

      Originally posted by Chaz
      Who the fuck post this
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      • ALYKZANDYR
        E30 Fanatic
        • Sep 2009
        • 1336

        #33
        Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
        post shower shit= naked.

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        • DatUtahGuy
          No R3VLimiter
          • Jan 2007
          • 3146

          #34
          Originally posted by z31maniac
          Why is it that the under 25 crowd is so afraid of being ass raped? Where the fuck are you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless going on Friday night?
          Don't know, we should ask someone who is under 25
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          • BillBrasky
            E30 Mastermind
            • Dec 2008
            • 1641

            #35
            Originally posted by z31maniac
            Those of you speaking out against it (granted, only at home. If I'm taking a shit at work/Lowe's/etc. I leave them on), you should give it a try.

            If it's so hard to get your pants on/off, quit wearing your girlfriends jeans and buy some pants that fit.

            waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

            I wear regular pants. It's just that I'm German, therefore I'm all about efficiency.

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            • Joe G
              R3VLimited
              • Apr 2010
              • 2942

              #36
              Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
              Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
              post shower shit= naked.
              why in the fuck would you shit after a shower?! Shits are always pre-shower. That is just common sense.


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              Originally posted by lambo
              Sounds like you need a massage.
              Originally posted by kpeng
              Who the hell is Vlad?

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              • DatUtahGuy
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jan 2007
                • 3146

                #37
                Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
                Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
                post shower shit= naked.
                The fuck did I just read? POST-shower shitting?

                What is this the dark ages? Why would you stain your corn hole RIGHT after cleaning it?? Madness! I only know pre-shower shits.
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                • smooth
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 1940

                  #38
                  Originally posted by BillBrasky
                  It's just that I'm German, therefore I'm all about efficiency.
                  if that was true, you'd shit in the shower like the rest of us Germans
                  Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!

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                  • chadthestampede
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 3600

                    #39
                    Originally posted by ak-
                    On to my knees if it's cold. My pants aren't baggy/loose enough to fall on their own anywho if I sat down.
                    So you shit with your legs pressed together. Which can only mean that you tuck when you shit.

                    Originally posted by Schwarz3
                    I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

                    So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.
                    Who answers their cell while they're shitting?


                    As for the OP, I do, but only when I'm home alone. Something about having my girlfriend walk in on me taking a shit without pants seems like it would raise questions that I don't want to answer - sort of like peeing in the sink.

                    Also I can acknowledge the farbin one leg in one leg out strategy - sometimes you need that extra leverage.
                    Originally posted by LJ851
                    I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                    • DatUtahGuy
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 3146

                      #40
                      Originally posted by chadthestampede
                      Who answers their cell while they're shitting?
                      For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.
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                      • BillBrasky
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 1641

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Schwarz3
                        For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.

                        Putin doesn't answer his phone while he's pootin'?

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                        • chadthestampede
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 3600

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Schwarz3
                          For real? It's 2012, who doesn't? Besides, this ain't Russia.
                          I like to call people while I'm shitting to tell them I'm shitting, but I let no one disturb me while I'm punching a grumper.
                          Originally posted by LJ851
                          I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                          • ALYKZANDYR
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 1336

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Schwarz3
                            The fuck did I just read? POST-shower shitting?

                            What is this the dark ages? Why would you stain your corn hole RIGHT after cleaning it?? Madness! I only know pre-shower shits.
                            When the warm water caresses my naked body, relaxing it is, can at times promote a bowel motion that would have not been possible pre shower.

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                            • chadthestampede
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 3600

                              #44
                              Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
                              When the warm water caresses my naked body, relaxing it is, can at times promote a bowel motion that would have not been possible pre shower.
                              Shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain like a boss.
                              Originally posted by LJ851
                              I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                              • IRON-E
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 16548

                                #45
                                Thanks for new sig Maniac :D
                                @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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