When taking a dump....

[Joe G]

Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
post shower shit= naked.

why in the fuck would you shit after a shower?! Shits are always pre-shower. That is just common sense.

[BillBrasky]

Those of you speaking out against it (granted, only at home. If I'm taking a shit at work/Lowe's/etc. I leave them on), you should give it a try.

If it's so hard to get your pants on/off, quit wearing your girlfriends jeans and buy some pants that fit.

waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

I wear regular pants. It's just that I'm German, therefore I'm all about efficiency.

[DatUtahGuy]

Why is it that the under 25 crowd is so afraid of being ass raped? Where the fuck are you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless going on Friday night?

Don't know, we should ask someone who is under 25

[ALYKZANDYR]

Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
post shower shit= naked.

[z31maniac]

Those of you speaking out against it (granted, only at home. If I'm taking a shit at work/Lowe's/etc. I leave them on), you should give it a try.

What kind of weird inhuman freak takes their pants completely off when taking a shit? Even when your not home?

Keep up.

wow. were talking about taking shits.

cool

Hi, you must be new to R3V.

I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.

Why is it that the under 25 crowd is so afraid of being ass raped? Where the fuck are you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless going on Friday night?

Who the fuck post this

Hi 2008.

[Chaz]

Who the fuck post this

[DatUtahGuy]

I think the point we are all failing to grasp is that when a call comes in and your cell phone is in your pocket, you start having a mini-panick attack trying to reach for your cell buried in what seems like infinite layers of jeans.

So, the real lesson here is do not take pants completely off, as rape is imminent, but do take cell phone out before dropping them to ankle height.

[dnick]

wow. were talking about taking shits.










cool

[deutschman]

What kind of weird inhuman freak takes their pants completely off when taking a shit? Even when your not home?

[IRON-E]

What if you're taking a shit and someone runs up in your cell and starts beating your head against the sink?

You'll wish you didn't have your pants around your ankles then I can assure you

I take it, you've been through such event?

[Stanley Rockafella]

This is just like the question "do you wipe standing up or sitting down", I don't believe anyone wipes sitting down

this is just gross. I think most same ppl. sit down while wiping, this prevents the "smooshage" that occurs b/t the cheeks when standing (if there happens to be any leftovers around the hole). Staying seated while wiping prevents the smoosh and and leftovers around the hole are eradicated when using tp.

[z31maniac]

Those of you speaking out against it (granted, only at home. If I'm taking a shit at work/Lowe's/etc. I leave them on), you should give it a try.

If it's so hard to get your pants on/off, quit wearing your girlfriends jeans and buy some pants that fit.

waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[Bimmerista]

[Joe G]

The ideal shit involves a laptop, nudity, and a whiskey drink. A blumpkin is a close second.

[dnick]

me? I just shit completely naked.