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  • z31maniac
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Dec 2007
    • 17566

    #1

    When taking a dump....

    1. Pants on

    2. Pants off
    101
    Pants on
    77.23%
    78
    Pants off
    22.77%
    23
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  • Mike325
    No R3VLimiter
    • Mar 2006
    • 3685

    #2
    Are you asking if we prefer to shit in our pants or not?

    I prefer the latter thank you.
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    • z31maniac
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Dec 2007
      • 17566

      #3
      No, when actually sitting on the toilet........do you leave your pants on, on the floor around your ankles, or do you take them off.
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      • devon.818
        Banned
        • Feb 2011
        • 2937

        #4
        why would you take them off?
        that is a horrible ex-fill strategy. earthquake happens, you run out with only briefs on. intruder comes into rape you, boom, you get raped since you are already pantsless and have 0 defense. girl scout at the door, oh wait, thats the only scenario where you would be a step ahead of the game....

        but you get the point, in an emergency situation, having pants not at the ready can cost you fleeting seconds and possibly your life

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        • Farbin Kaiber
          Lil' Puppet
          • Jul 2007
          • 29502

          #5
          One leg on, one leg off bitches.

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          • pureaudio
            E30 Enthusiast
            • May 2009
            • 1123

            #6
            People don't really take them off do they?

            This is just like the question "do you wipe standing up or sitting down", I don't believe anyone wipes sitting down
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            • Joe G
              R3VLimited
              • Apr 2010
              • 2942

              #7
              I dont always take dumps, but when i do its with my pants on.



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              • z31maniac
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Dec 2007
                • 17566

                #8
                Originally posted by pureaudio
                People don't really take them off do they?
                Of-fucking-course.

                Man was not meant to dump with pants on.

                Philistine.
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                • mrsleeve
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 16385

                  #9
                  On.................. For fucks sake ON


                  This is worse than my how do you wipe ass thread
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                  • pureaudio
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • May 2009
                    • 1123

                    #10
                    Originally posted by z31maniac
                    Of-fucking-course.

                    Man was not meant to dump with pants on.

                    Philistine.
                    To be honest, being called a Philistine strongly makes me reconsider my opinion on the matter but still, where do the pants go during said business?
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                    • Bimmerista
                      R3V Elite
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 5425

                      #11
                      Depends on the situation. If I'm at home & I know its going to take awhile, I'll relax & take them off.

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                      • ak-
                        R3V OG
                        • May 2009
                        • 12422

                        #12
                        On to my knees if it's cold. My pants aren't baggy/loose enough to fall on their own anywho if I sat down.

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                        • Pac1373
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 1746

                          #13
                          This thread is pure gold, would read again.
                          Originally Posted by ACMF74
                          i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                          • VinniE30
                            R3VLimited
                            • May 2010
                            • 2113

                            #14
                            waiting on pantless spency...
                            Zinno '89 <24v swap in progress>

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                            • BillBrasky
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 1641

                              #15
                              I'll only take them off if I'm going to shower right after I drop a hot one. There's no sense in making any wasted effort taking them off just to put them right back on.

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