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    #46
    Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR View Post
    When the warm water caresses my naked body, relaxing it is, can at times promote a bowel motion that would have not been possible pre shower.

    i lol'd.



    However i maintain that you are one gross mofo.


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    Sounds like you need a massage.
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      #47
      Originally posted by joe g View Post
      why in the fuck would you shit after a shower?! Shits are always pre-shower. That is just common sense.
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        #48
        Originally posted by chadthestampede View Post
        Shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain like a boss.
        :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

        OMG almost fell off my chair.
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          #49
          for those interested in shitting in the shower it is dicsussed here in this radio show recording. the whole show is fucking hilarious.
          http://www.lazlow.com/the_lazlow_sho..._episode42.mp3

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            #50
            OP should be banned for not putting Rob as a poll option.

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              #51
              Completely naked, man was not meant to wear cothes

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                #52
                shitting with pants on keeps the shit gas more in the bowl and less on your face

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by ttrousdell View Post
                  shitting with pants on keeps the shit gas more in the bowl and less on your face
                  It's called a courtesy flush, I do it at home.

                  How does keeping your pants on help, unless you are in fact, shitting in your pants?
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                    #54
                    Pants off like a BOSS.
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                      #55
                      Also i like to flush my shit and paper separately, i'll dump the goods in the bowl, flush then start wiping. then flush the paper. it helps prevent overflows.

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                        #56
                        i shit naked all the time. except in other peoples house/public restrooms. its super cozy
                        Originally posted by HarryPotter
                        not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
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                          #57
                          It's good to see you again old r3v. Maybe next week we can post our cox for old time's sake?

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                            #58
                            How do you guys keep your dicks out of the water while shitting?

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                              #59
                              Originally posted by CabbE30 View Post
                              How do you guys keep your dicks out of the water while shitting?
                              hover shit.. psh idiot

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                                #60
                                sling it over my shoulder?
                                Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!

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