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    #61
    I take them off so I can turn around and sit on the toilet facing the tank.

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      #62
      Pants on unless the shit just don't wanna move. Then I take my pants off start doing the rim dance.
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        #63
        Originally posted by Janderson View Post
        I take them off so I can turn around and sit on the toilet facing the tank.
        smart man... so you can like, rest or eat or watch portable tv while you shit.

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          #64
          No eating, but it gives me a killer spot to rest my arms on and play games on my phone, if I know it's going to be a monster.

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            #65
            Originally posted by Janderson View Post
            No eating, but it gives me a killer spot to rest my arms on and play games on my phone, if I know it's going to be a monster.
            hahahah thats awesome..

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              #66
              This is getting better and better. About to fall off the chair....


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                #67
                Originally posted by pureaudio View Post
                People don't really take them off do they?

                This is just like the question "do you wipe standing up or sitting down", I don't believe anyone wipes sitting down
                Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...
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                Wish you the best and hope you don't remember anything after 10pm.



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                  #68
                  Also when cleaning up after mud butt when sitting down if the slimy paper falls from yor hand it will land in the water not on yhe seat like it would ehen standing

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR View Post
                    Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
                    post shower shit= naked.
                    This.

                    Pants off if I happen to have sharted prior to reaching the toilet.
                    SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
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                      #70
                      Originally posted by dnick View Post
                      smart man... so you can like, rest or eat or watch portable tv while you shit.
                      Rest may lead to sleeping and DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT SLEEP while taking a shit.

                      Life experiences have taught me better.
                      SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
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                        #71
                        Originally posted by Vivek View Post
                        Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...
                        One foot on the floor, the floor, one on the counter, maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.
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                          #72
                          Originally posted by der affe View Post
                          One foot on the floor [1], the floor [2], one on the counter [3], maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.
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                            #73
                            Originally posted by Vivek View Post
                            Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...
                            Originally posted by der affe View Post
                            One foot on the floor, the floor, one on the counter, maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.
                            Still looking for the thread titled: "when using a bidet..."

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                              #74
                              Originally posted by Vivek View Post
                              Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...
                              Gotta check that butthole in the mirror to make sure you got it all wiped off...Philistine.
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                                #75
                                this thread delivers mass lol's
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