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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587
    #61
    I take them off so I can turn around and sit on the toilet facing the tank.

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      • nickflic3
        No R3VLimiter
        • Sep 2009
        • 3564
        #62
        Pants on unless the shit just don't wanna move. Then I take my pants off start doing the rim dance.
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          • dnick
            E30 Fanatic
            • Apr 2011
            • 1377
            #63
            Originally posted by Janderson
            I take them off so I can turn around and sit on the toilet facing the tank.
            smart man... so you can like, rest or eat or watch portable tv while you shit.

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              • Jand3rson
                Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 37587
                #64
                No eating, but it gives me a killer spot to rest my arms on and play games on my phone, if I know it's going to be a monster.

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                  • dnick
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 1377
                    #65
                    Originally posted by Janderson
                    No eating, but it gives me a killer spot to rest my arms on and play games on my phone, if I know it's going to be a monster.
                    hahahah thats awesome..

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                      • LuckyHenriksen
                        R3V Elite
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 4244
                        #66
                        This is getting better and better. About to fall off the chair....


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                          • Vivek
                            attention whore/retard/bitch
                            • Oct 2011
                            • 6167
                            #67
                            Originally posted by pureaudio
                            People don't really take them off do they?

                            This is just like the question "do you wipe standing up or sitting down", I don't believe anyone wipes sitting down
                            Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...
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                              • ALYKZANDYR
                                E30 Fanatic
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 1336
                                #68
                                Also when cleaning up after mud butt when sitting down if the slimy paper falls from yor hand it will land in the water not on yhe seat like it would ehen standing

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                                  • ohthejosh
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Mar 2010
                                    • 4963
                                    #69
                                    Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
                                    Normal shitting= pants around ankles like always.
                                    post shower shit= naked.
                                    This.

                                    Pants off if I happen to have sharted prior to reaching the toilet.
                                    SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                                    IG: ohthejosh

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                                      • ohthejosh
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Mar 2010
                                        • 4963
                                        #70
                                        Originally posted by dnick
                                        smart man... so you can like, rest or eat or watch portable tv while you shit.
                                        Rest may lead to sleeping and DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT SLEEP while taking a shit.

                                        Life experiences have taught me better.
                                        SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                                        IG: ohthejosh

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                                          • der affe
                                            Moderator
                                            Technical
                                            • Dec 2005
                                            • 8452
                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Vivek
                                            Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...
                                            One foot on the floor, the floor, one on the counter, maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.
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                                              • smooth
                                                E30 Mastermind
                                                • Apr 2005
                                                • 1940
                                                #72
                                                Originally posted by der affe
                                                One foot on the floor [1], the floor [2], one on the counter [3], maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.
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                                                  • u3b3rg33k
                                                    R3VLimited
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 2452
                                                    #73
                                                    Originally posted by Vivek
                                                    Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...
                                                    Originally posted by der affe
                                                    One foot on the floor, the floor, one on the counter, maximum wipe-age. Problem solved.
                                                    Still looking for the thread titled: "when using a bidet..."

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                                                      • slammin.e28
                                                        שמע ישראל
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 12054
                                                        #74
                                                        Originally posted by Vivek
                                                        Who the FUCK wipes standing up? Your ass is naturally wider open when your back is bent, easier to wipe, less mess, cleaner...
                                                        Gotta check that butthole in the mirror to make sure you got it all wiped off...Philistine.
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                                                          • Mr. Tasty
                                                            No R3VLimiter
                                                            • Jul 2011
                                                            • 3421
                                                            #75
                                                            this thread delivers mass lol's
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