Male massage

[e30e]

Make sure you bring lots of "massage" oils.

[S62]

I thought this would be an appropriate time for this.

[long tall eta]

i can't believe this thread made it this far w/o somebody actually bringing up wether there will or won't be the legendary happy ending.

[ohthejosh]

chloroform incense and surprise buttsex ensues

[Vivek]

More importantly, wtf happened to joe's sig??

[francogt1]

sounds like a fuking deal to me

[kennyvb]

I think it moved.

[slammin.e28]

sounds like a fucking ;) deal to me

Fixxeddd.

[RagtopE30]

make sure you shave before the massage. The gheys dont like hairy a-holes!!

[Wh33lhop]

Do it and as soon as he touches you, scream "RAAAAAPE" at the top of your lungs and run away. Then come back in an hour asking for your $25.

[delatlanta1281]

Just ben carufel he doesn't push in a small tip for your time at the end of said massage. Could be an extra fiver, could be a tenner.

Like.

[JRector]

^ yea because im sure he will stick around for an hour waiting for him to come back.

[francogt1]

oh shit i didn't know you could curse on this forum FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

[Vivek]

oh shit i didn't know you could curse on this forum FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

Hahah I noticed your omission of the c in fucking but yes, this isn't e46 fanatics, the mods are pretty chill on here.

[InuFaye]

Hahah I noticed your omission of the c in fucking but yes, this isn't e46 fanatics, the mods are pretty chill on here.

Bimmerforums is even worse.
I got a 2 week temp ban for saying ass 4 times in 3 days.