Male massage

[Farbin Kaiber]

His name was Joe G Paulson.

[Kershaw]

cold air duct shipped to 20782?

[Joe G]

Bunch of skeptics. T-minus 3 hours

[VANOS714]

Take a knife just in case lol

[carfantiti]

Bunch of skeptics. T-minus 3 hours

skeptics bro you kinda slow huh?
I just told you I went to massage school.
you have to do your intern hours threw hem.
you get paid and you get tip.
why in the world would some one pay you for massage?
if he said 25 he charges that makes more sense but he still does not ern hours for that.than you could just make up all the hours and say you did it .when you do your hours the school gets a percentage to make up for the cost of school.
If you do this even think about doing it makes you one the dumbest people I ever herd and you might get what is coming to you!

[ohthejosh]

t minus 2.5 hrs before Joe goes out and buys a pink miata or pink slk

[carfantiti]

Bunch of skeptics. T-minus 3 hours

^

[Ayman]

skeptics bro you kinda slow huh?
I just told you I went to massage school.
you have to do your intern hours threw hem.
you get paid and you get tip.
why in the world would some one pay you for massage?
if he said 25 he charges that makes more sense but he still does not ern hours for that.than you could just make up all the hours and say you did it .when you do your hours the school gets a percentage to make up for the cost of school.
If you do this even think about doing it makes you one the dumbest people I ever herd and you might get what is coming to you!

What?

[slammin.e28]

What?

'Zactly.

[InuFaye]

t minus 2.5 hrs before Joe goes out and buys a pink miata or pink slk

So Joe is gonna become deltron?

[slammin.e28]

So Joe is gonna become deltron?

Oh shiiii!

[VANOS714]

skeptics bro you kinda slow huh?
I just told you I went to massage school.
you have to do your intern hours threw hem.
you get paid and you get tip.
why in the world would some one pay you for massage?
if he said 25 he charges that makes more sense but he still does not ern hours for that.than you could just make up all the hours and say you did it .when you do your hours the school gets a percentage to make up for the cost of school.
If you do this even think about doing it makes you one the dumbest people I ever herd and you might get what is coming to you!

Now this guy does sound like the Craigslist massage killer lol

[mtechnik]

Prolly jealous he won't be getting paid....

LOL!!!

[lambo]

Aannnnnnddddd begin monitoring Lawrence's news site.

[Joe G]

Holy shit! That was weird...I got to his house and he seemed totally normal, clean shaven, dressed well, etc... Went inside and everything seemed pretty legit, photos of family, friends, whatever. I'm thinking "huh, r3v was wrong this is legit". Then we get to the 'massage room' aka an unfinished basement with a massage table, no lights and a shit load of candles, a cd of ocean sounds, in-scents,etc... . I think to myself "okay, kinda strange, but maybe he just wants to go for a kind of spa setting", but its still kinda creepy, no windows, candle light, etc.....I ask him if he wants to just take the table upstairs to the TV room for the massage because I want to watch sports center (best thing I could think of to avoid saying "this is creepy as fuck"). This is when it got kinda strange. He insisted in staying in the basement, so I told him i had decided to pass on the massage....


He flips a shit, starts blowing out candles, shouting about how he will never get his degree, shit like "why do people always lead me on?!, what is wrong with you?!, just lay down and let me give you a fucking massage"

Clearly the dude is not stable. Amidst his shouting asks freak out its getting darker since he is blowing out all the fucking candles(there must have been at least 80 or so lit). Now I'm getting really freaked out, he is super pissed off and is between me and the stairs, so I try to calm him down some and tell him "I'm sorry, but the atmosphere was making me uncomfortable and I will re-consider in a couple days if he will just bring his table to my place" (total BS, but I didn't want to further infuriate the crazy guy). This is when shit got real fucked up....As soon as I suggested he brings the table to my place he stopped dead in his tracks and looked at me like Jack Nicholson in Jparkr's avatar and said "your place?! You sound just like the others!, you expect me to give you a massage at your place?! How do I know you're not going to try something!"

now I'm in full blown get the fuck outta here mode! "the others", what the fuck is he talking about?? I make my move for the stairs, he try's to get in my way and apologize, telling me he is sorry for losing his temper, that he just wants to give me a massage, etc. No fucking way jose! I shove him outta my way and run up the stairs. He starts shouting more shit about me being an asshole, that I shouldn't have led him on, etc...

I hauled ass outta the house got in my car and never looked back. That was one Seriously fucked situation, I'm sweating my ass off my hands are still shacking and y heart feels like its gonna explode. Literally felt like he was gonna try some kinky shit, I was ready set the fucking house in fire with the candles if it got any uglier/if he wouldn't let me out.


R3v, you were right. But at least my poop-shoot is still in tact, holy shit that was terrifying.