What has spilled in your car?

[Kershaw]

ahahaha oh goddamn sick burn.

[TurboJake]

There isn't a thing that has spilled in my car since I've owned it.

Bottles only.

[dannyyisntt]

There isn't a thing that has spilled in my car since I've owned it.

Bottles only.

I figure that now is as good a time as any to tell you that I sneak into your car at night and spill my man batter without your knowledge.

[AbeSonic]

My 9yr old nephew spilled his peanut butter milkshake that I bought him and didn't tell me until later. Also, my friend had some laundry detergent in the trunk of his E30 and it busted open lolz


Oh, I've also had a fire extinguisher go off in my trunk too. Freaked the fuck out of me XD

[Rsully70sev]

I had a bottle filled with fremented sprite and cigarette butts (to avoid a ticket for littering) that my friend mistakenly drank one night. He spewed

[Threehz]

Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there?

If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

If my dick wasn't so sore from being down your girl's throat I would've tucked it in there ;)

I'd rather have a little bit of coffee on my dash then burnt balls anyhow.

Some good stuff though.

I'll add to my list...
When I went to clean out my Maxima before I sold it we found a quarter of lost dank in total.
A girl took a huge bong rip once, spilled the bong-water, then was so high she puked on the seat, made the bitch clean it up.
Of course some jizz in the back here and there..
Probably lots more random stuff, god only knows..

In my Trooper the worst was when I was delivering for Jimmy Johns one night.. Bitch ass person got their own address and phone number wrong, when we finally found them as I picked up the box with all 5 large drinks in it, the bottom fell out. So I had 160oz of dr pepper on my passenger floor...
Girl puked on the passenger side.

Girl was too drunk one night, so we took two large micky D bags and a plastic bag inside them just in case. She pukes on the road and it breaks through all three bags and onto the floor/seat/girl.. That was a bitch to clean..
And now a little bit of coffee...

[Threehz]

I had a bottle filled with fremented sprite and cigarette butts (to avoid a ticket for littering) that my friend mistakenly drank one night. He spewed

That is awesome, up until the part where it's in your car...

[AbeSonic]

i had a bottle filled with fremented sprite and cigarette butts (to avoid a ticket for littering) that my friend mistakenly drank one night. He spewed

ewwwww

[TurboJake]

I figure that now is as good a time as any to tell you that I sneak into your car at night and spill my man batter without your knowledge.

You're so kind!
My car must be worth like, a million dollars now. Thanks! Next time Aly gets in it, I'll be sure to have her rub her ass all over the passenger seat. So you're man butter can be all over my woman's ass making it worth a million dollars too.

[VANOS714]

Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there?

If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

Ouch!! Haha Damn he got you there :p

I spilled milk :( while having breakfast on my way to work.

[Justin_Tyme]

I thought I closed the top to my 28oz blender bottle which was completely filled with double chocolate whey protein and rice milk (lactose intolerant), oh... how wrong I was. It took me almost 4 hours to clean the pool from the passenger front and rear floorboards.

[skateimitation]

^^That shit stinks if you don't get it cleaned up properly. I dropped my blender bottle in my girlfriends jeep and I still can't quite get the smell out.

As for my car, it's mainly just coffee everywhere and some love juice. Everything else is bottled

[Pac1373]

27posts in this thread "official things you have spilled in your e30" on r3v, and no one has mentioned dead hooker juice or Coke yet?

[Threehz]

27posts in this thread "official things you have spilled in your e30" on r3v, and no one has mentioned dead hooker juice or Coke yet?

because 'spilled' implies it was an accident.

[Nick_S]

Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there?

If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

Haha dude....bravo