ahahaha oh goddamn sick burn.
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Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
- Sep 2010
- 3635
My 9yr old nephew spilled his peanut butter milkshake that I bought him and didn't tell me until later. Also, my friend had some laundry detergent in the trunk of his E30 and it busted open lolz
Oh, I've also had a fire extinguisher go off in my trunk too. Freaked the fuck out of me XD
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Originally posted by Wh33lhop View PostWhy the fuck would you ever put a drink up there?
If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.
I'd rather have a little bit of coffee on my dash then burnt balls anyhow.
Some good stuff though.
I'll add to my list...
When I went to clean out my Maxima before I sold it we found a quarter of lost dank in total.
A girl took a huge bong rip once, spilled the bong-water, then was so high she puked on the seat, made the bitch clean it up.
Of course some jizz in the back here and there..
Probably lots more random stuff, god only knows..
In my Trooper the worst was when I was delivering for Jimmy Johns one night.. Bitch ass person got their own address and phone number wrong, when we finally found them as I picked up the box with all 5 large drinks in it, the bottom fell out. So I had 160oz of dr pepper on my passenger floor...
Girl puked on the passenger side.
Girl was too drunk one night, so we took two large micky D bags and a plastic bag inside them just in case. She pukes on the road and it breaks through all three bags and onto the floor/seat/girl.. That was a bitch to clean..
And now a little bit of coffee...Different strokes for different folks.
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Originally posted by Rsully70sev View PostI had a bottle filled with fremented sprite and cigarette butts (to avoid a ticket for littering) that my friend mistakenly drank one night. He spewedDifferent strokes for different folks.
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Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
- Sep 2010
- 3635
Originally posted by rsully70sev View Posti had a bottle filled with fremented sprite and cigarette butts (to avoid a ticket for littering) that my friend mistakenly drank one night. He spewed
ewwwww
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Originally posted by dannyyisntt View PostI figure that now is as good a time as any to tell you that I sneak into your car at night and spill my man batter without your knowledge.
My car must be worth like, a million dollars now. Thanks! Next time Aly gets in it, I'll be sure to have her rub her ass all over the passenger seat. So you're man butter can be all over my woman's ass making it worth a million dollars too.
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Originally posted by Wh33lhop View PostWhy the fuck would you ever put a drink up there?
If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.
I spilled milk :( while having breakfast on my way to work.
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Originally posted by Wh33lhop View PostWhy the fuck would you ever put a drink up there?
If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.91 318is M50 swapped
05 Honda Pilot
24V swap thread
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=302524
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