god this forum sucks

[slammin.e28]

Lets just say, the Snap On guy won't warranty my tools anymore.

[BustaRhymes325i]

I suppose, he is tha "Gaping Anus OG" but I mean...it just screams rectal destruction like "fat,hairy, busted canning jar in the ass" guy.

and that was alot of dammage.

see, the admins were cute for changing my name, but it still doesn't specify if I am the "gaper" or the "gapee"

[Kershaw]

you can try to lie to yourself to protect your fragile state of mind that you werent just savagely raped in your pie hole, but you need to come to terms with the truth. you werent the rapist, no matter how much you wish it were true.

to start the healing process you need to accept that a dozen angry gay loggers had their way with your loghole and begin to forgive the travesty they raged upon your backside.

[ohthejosh]

I motion to change it to COQGBLR.

[BustaRhymes325i]

you can try to lie to yourself to protect your fragile state of mind that you werent just savagely raped in your pie hole, but you need to come to terms with the truth. you werent the rapist, no matter how much you wish it were true.

to start the healing process you need to accept that a dozen angry gay loggers had their way with your loghole and begin to forgive the travesty they raged upon your backside.

get srs. the savage long-dicking you took this weekend was such an atrocity that even the ER nurses wept. the doctors can only do so much when you bring them what looks to be a bloodied, pulverized piece of hamburger meat that was once your anus.

as for sewing it back in, i admit that even i lolled. it would be like nailing jello to a tree, nothin doin. especially on your PPO insurance. PROLAPSE: NOT COVERED.

i slunk home knowing that my engorged member had caused more damage than 9/11

[slammin.e28]

you can try to lie to yourself to protect your fragile state of mind that you werent just savagely raped in your pie hole, but you need to come to terms with the truth. you werent the rapist, no matter how much you wish it were true.

to start the healing process you need to accept that a dozen angry gay loggers had their way with your loghole and begin to forgive the travesty they raged upon your backside.

Kershaw.....Kershaw.....OMFG I FUCKING DIED HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[Pac1373]

Everybody uphere KNOWS you fucking cross the street when you see a gang of Gay Logger rapists comming down the sidewalk at you.

[Kershaw]

get srs. the savage long-dicking you took this weekend was such an atrocity that even the ER nurses wept. the doctors can only do so much when you bring them what looks to be a bloodied, pulverized piece of hamburger meat that was once your anus.

as for sewing it back in, i admit that even i lolled. it would be like nailing jello to a tree, nothin doin. especially on your PPO insurance. PROLAPSE: NOT COVERED.

i slunk home knowing that my engorged member had caused more damage than 9/11

it's ok man. get it out all (like all the cum that was shot so far up your anus it took miralax to remove it.) we are here for you. when you finish the anger stage you can move on to bargaining. and yes, we will be here to tell you it's ok when you try to trade what little your body has left to offer for alpina rims and seats.

[ohthejosh]

Everybody uphere KNOWS you fucking cross the street when you see a gang of Gay Logger rapists comming down the sidewalk at you.

Apparently not OP, he welcomes them with wide open cheeks.

[BustaRhymes325i]

it's ok man. get it out all (like all the cum that was shot so far up your anus it took miralax to remove it.) we are here for you. when you finish the anger stage you can move on to bargaining. and yes, we will be here to tell you it's ok when you try to trade what little your body has left to offer for alpina rims and seats.

the only bargaining that will happen is if you would like me to use 10w30 or 5w30 anal eeze next time. either way, by the time i get done, youll be able to sell your meathole as a claim to haliburton for open season drilling. THAR SHE BLOWSSS!

[Kershaw]

is that what bubba the logger said as he ruined you for the 5th time in a row? i know it's hard when these memories keep circulating in your head, but you've got to break the cycle and start fresh.

right now starting fresh would be a shower and a change of boxers though, i think you're dripping again.

[BustaRhymes325i]

is that what bubba the logger said as he ruined you for the 5th time in a row? i know it's hard when these memories keep circulating in your head, but you've got to break the cycle and start fresh.

right now starting fresh would be a shower and a change of boxers though, i think you're dripping again.

everyone knows bubba uses stihl 2 stroke oil. don't act like you aren't the community hot potato up there at the logging base camp, scampering from one dilapidated airstream camper to the next at night.

just be careful that your colon doesn't become the next axemen neighborhood baby incubator.

[slammin.e28]

I pooped today.

[Kershaw]

Please tell me more of your painful memories BustaRhymes325i. Disassociation is very common in traumatic situations like this, but we are here to listen to your problems. We care very much.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I was gonna post in this thread that it had gone downhill fast, but being as it was already in the foothills, I'm pretty sure it's gone underground. So it's either the thread of hipsters, or Graboids at this point.