Joe G, you jelly?

[slammin.e28]

Just got a massage, paid for by my work.

No candles.

No basements.

Had a nice relaxing video of scuba diving in Roatan, along with air wrenches and engine revving.

I was in heaven.

[Dj Buttchug]

first!

[Kershaw]

i thought jews dont have heaven?

[slammin.e28]

i thought jews dont have heaven?

Well, if I would have said Abraham's Bosom you guys woulda run a train on me, so I figured heaven was the best term given the situation.

[lambo]

I see how it is...

[LJ851]

^ Ha ha, lambo jelly.

[skateimitation]

You guys hiring?

[Chaz]

[Sailor37]

Did he have strong hands?

[slammin.e28]

Did he have strong hands?

It was a she.

I came away very relaxed and good smelling. I was useless for the rest of the day.

[VANOS714]

hmm how much?

[slammin.e28]

hmm how much?

IDK. Work paid for it. Apparently she has a business where she goes from business to business giving massages.

[OniKyan]

Was there a happy ending?

[slammin.e28]

Was there a happy ending?

No, not at work. I went home, explained the lack of happy ending, and the GF took care of me. Was not a bad day, to say the least.

[blocke]

All about the rippin and the tearin!