Mother f**ker

[danny4nasty]

dude, "stand your ground"

say you were scurd and shoot his face.




too soon?

hahahahah...Yes.

[Massimo]

run a 3 phase curent through the car and sit upstairs and peek out and enjoy the show when he does it again.

The when he is spazaming on the ground run up and shiv him in the kidneys.

[matthugie]

Fucking sucks man. I had my e36 m3 keyed, so I feel your pain. Also makes me think of this.

Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

[accident]

run a 3 phase curent through the car and sit upstairs and peek out and enjoy the show when he does it again.

The when he is spazaming on the ground run up and shiv him in the kidneys.

this

[Thizzelle]

Shiv
20 Energy
Melee Range
Instant
Requires Melee Weapon
Strikes an enemy's pressure point with your offhand weapon, guaranteeing poison application from that weapon and dispelling an Enrage effect on the target. Slower weapons require more Energy. Neither Shiv nor the poison it applies can be a critical strike. Awards 1 combo point.

THEN AFTER YOU HIT HIM 5 TIMES

Eviscerate
35 Energy
Melee Range
Instant
Requires Melee Weapon
Finishing move that causes damage per combo

[mtechnik]

Could it have been your ex-boss. (restaurant saga.. )

[MattBimmer]

Dude what the fuck someone keyed my E30 two dayss ago! I checked the security cameras at school but it was parked in a blind spot. It fucking sucks ass

[dannyyisntt]

When you catch him you should bang his wife/girlfriend/sister/mother. That'll show him.

[Jrey]

Someone must be jelly, probably couldnt afford it so decides to key it lol

I get concern too where i park, crowded shopping areas or even worse, Wal-Mart, gotta park in the way back so no maniac doesnt let the cart do the damaging or someone putting a dent on my door , if i see someone do it, deck em in the face for it :p

[markseven]

Sucks man.

[Joe G]

I have narrowed down my list of suspects: here they are in order of least to most likely.


GF's Mom
Crazy chinese ex-boss
Candle Lit massage guy

[Vivek]

I have narrowed down my list of suspects: here they are in order of least to most likely.


GF's Mom
Crazy chinese ex-boss
Candle Lit massage guy

It's likely a random thing. My neighbor came by the other day when I had gone out, leaving one of the e30's on jackstands on the street. My neighbor (he's like 10) told us that someone had come by and asked if he should push the car off (probably some stupid kid tryna entertain himself). No idea who it was or if he'd actually do it, but I was pissed just thinking about it.

I know how it must feel man. Pics of the damage? I've seen some very un-buffable-looking keyings be sanded and polished out. If not, good touch up will likely make it MUCH less noticeable for like 15 bucks.

[DatUtahGuy]

was it vlad?

I think what you meant is how vlad it was right? LIke was it pretty vlad dude? How vlad?

[kalib0y]

sorry bud

[Pac1373]

Shiv
20 Energy
Melee Range
Instant
Requires Melee Weapon
Strikes an enemy's pressure point with your offhand weapon, guaranteeing poison application from that weapon and dispelling an Enrage effect on the target. Slower weapons require more Energy. Neither Shiv nor the poison it applies can be a critical strike. Awards 1 combo point.

THEN AFTER YOU HIT HIM 5 TIMES

Eviscerate
35 Energy
Melee Range
Instant
Requires Melee Weapon
Finishing move that causes damage per combo

*snicker*