Mother f**ker

[cabriodster87]

Such a Cowardly thing to do, and probably thinks it's funny. I would pound sand up their a$$ so far he/she would $hit silly for months, if i could.

[Mr. Tasty]

it was probably that massage therapist that you didn't allow to be practiced on.

[VANOS714]

give that sob a massage and both of you be happy, problem solved.

[Rau]

dude, "stand your ground"

say you were scurd and shoot his face.




too soon?

make sure he was wearing a hoodie and holding skittles first?





Man, I'm going to hell.....

[Pac1373]

Shiv
20 Energy
Melee Range
Instant
Requires Melee Weapon
Strikes an enemy's pressure point with your offhand weapon, guaranteeing poison application from that weapon and dispelling an Enrage effect on the target. Slower weapons require more Energy. Neither Shiv nor the poison it applies can be a critical strike. Awards 1 combo point.

THEN AFTER YOU HIT HIM 5 TIMES

Eviscerate
35 Energy
Melee Range
Instant
Requires Melee Weapon
Finishing move that causes damage per combo

*snicker*

[kalib0y]

sorry bud

[DatUtahGuy]

was it vlad?

I think what you meant is how vlad it was right? LIke was it pretty vlad dude? How vlad?

[Vivek]

I have narrowed down my list of suspects: here they are in order of least to most likely.


GF's Mom
Crazy chinese ex-boss
Candle Lit massage guy

It's likely a random thing. My neighbor came by the other day when I had gone out, leaving one of the e30's on jackstands on the street. My neighbor (he's like 10) told us that someone had come by and asked if he should push the car off (probably some stupid kid tryna entertain himself). No idea who it was or if he'd actually do it, but I was pissed just thinking about it.

I know how it must feel man. Pics of the damage? I've seen some very un-buffable-looking keyings be sanded and polished out. If not, good touch up will likely make it MUCH less noticeable for like 15 bucks.

[Joe G]

I have narrowed down my list of suspects: here they are in order of least to most likely.


GF's Mom
Crazy chinese ex-boss
Candle Lit massage guy

[markseven]

Sucks man.

[Jrey]

Someone must be jelly, probably couldnt afford it so decides to key it lol

I get concern too where i park, crowded shopping areas or even worse, Wal-Mart, gotta park in the way back so no maniac doesnt let the cart do the damaging or someone putting a dent on my door , if i see someone do it, deck em in the face for it :p

[dannyyisntt]

When you catch him you should bang his wife/girlfriend/sister/mother. That'll show him.

[MattBimmer]

Dude what the fuck someone keyed my E30 two dayss ago! I checked the security cameras at school but it was parked in a blind spot. It fucking sucks ass

[mtechnik]

Could it have been your ex-boss. (restaurant saga.. )

[Thizzelle]

Shiv
20 Energy
Melee Range
Instant
Requires Melee Weapon
Strikes an enemy's pressure point with your offhand weapon, guaranteeing poison application from that weapon and dispelling an Enrage effect on the target. Slower weapons require more Energy. Neither Shiv nor the poison it applies can be a critical strike. Awards 1 combo point.

THEN AFTER YOU HIT HIM 5 TIMES

Eviscerate
35 Energy
Melee Range
Instant
Requires Melee Weapon
Finishing move that causes damage per combo