How did you ask your girl to prom?

[slammin.e28]

Never went to prom. School functions in the sticks is just every dude and his first cousin.

My cousin said no.

[redsubdivisions]

I didn't have a single date for senior prom.

Instead I had two (insert awwwyeah.jpg here). One of them was a female friend of mine I previously had an interest in that needed to get out and the other was a bi chick that I ended up having some fun with later on. Needless to say, it was a fun night.

But I had a girlfriend when I was a junior in high school and I just simply asked her if she wanted to go. Of course she did, but she was such a fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles that night. She didn't want to dance, she wanted to sit around and be a bitch and I wasn't about to have that. I vowed to not go to my senior prom with her. Great success.

OP, just ask her. Done and done.

[MR 325]

I usually hold women at gunpoint until they comply.

[Ryan Stewart]

"Ok, then. Will you go to prom with me?"

That was my response to my girlfriend who was bitching that I didn't formally ask her. Broke up not long after, should have broken up before and just gone for some strange or saved the money. The next year a girl asked me, a friend of a friend thing. I was a real POS in high school.

maybe it is now, but back in my days...the late 80's......it was an excuse to stay out all night and fuck until you came dust, without having to worry about getting crap from your parents.

Late 90s experience was the same. Someone always had a "loose" mother that would let you fuck in her basement and get hammered in her living room. Hell, I think one guy ended up fucking the mom (wasnt bad, kind of like Stifler's mom).

[mtechnik]

80's......it was an excuse to stay out all night and fuck until you came dust, without having to worry about getting crap from your parents.

[accident]

I didn't go to any of my proms. I did go to my first girlfriend's senior prom, though. It was just kinda assumed that we were going.

[yert315]

My Prom was a Sadie Hawkins deal. I worked at a car wash at the time. She came through and left a bunch of stickie notes in the center console (where she told me to look). As lackadaisical as it was, it was the best presentation I got. It seems girls in TX were terrible at being creative.

[Turf1600]

I wore a suit with tails and an ascott to prom. Proposing to her was a lot harder.

[der affe]

The point is to keep your ladies happy so you stay happy.

maybe it is now, but back in my days...the late 80's......it was an excuse to stay out all night and fuck until you came dust, without having to worry about getting crap from your parents.

[DatUtahGuy]

high school was like ten years ago brah, gtfo with that shit

I got 99 problems but the prom ain't one, hit me!

[freeride53]

Well my girl and I were about to fuck and I asked her to take my leg off for me (which she did)... I had a note in my leg that said "wanna goto prom"?

It was a done deal

The guacamole in my burrito and some water just came out my nose.

[mikeedler]

I asked her if she wanted to screw on a hotel bed instead of in cars and in playgrounds like usual. That was junior prom though, car stuff was to important to make it to senior prom

[Wschnitz]

It is quite pricy. 120$ for tickets and i also have to buy dinner and rent a tux...

[Jand3rson]

Well my girl and I were about to fuck and I asked her to take my leg off for me (which she did)... I had a note in my leg that said "wanna goto prom"?

It was a done deal

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

[e30austin]

Well my girl and I were about to fuck and I asked her to take my leg off for me (which she did)... I had a note in my leg that said "wanna goto prom"?

It was a done deal