Well my girl and I were about to fuck and I asked her to take my leg off for me (which she did)... I had a note in my leg that said "wanna goto prom"?
It was a done deal
How did you ask your girl to prom?
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dude, it's fucking high school. Pull your balls out of her purse, ask her nonchalantly and simply (aka: "hey, wanna go waste an awful lot of money?") and then go dance and pretend that you aren't being watched by all your teachers and parents for the next 12 hours.Leave a comment:
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I skipped all years of prom and finally gave him and went senior year... seems fine. We are married now.Leave a comment:
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Lol, that's hilarious.I didn't go to prom. Don't regret it in the slightest.
Just so I can say i contributed, a fat friend of mine asked his fat girl friend with a 24" pizza and proceeded to spell out "P R O M ?" in pepperoni. Thought it was clever. They ate the entire thing. Not too surprising.
It really matters on venue and how much you like your woman.
Ours is on the top floor of the Columbia tower so I'm not missing that.Leave a comment:
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I didn't go to prom. Don't regret it in the slightest.
Just so I can say i contributed, a fat friend of mine asked his fat girl friend with a 24" pizza and proceeded to spell out "P R O M ?" in pepperoni. Thought it was clever. They ate the entire thing. Not too surprising.Leave a comment:
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The point is to keep your ladies happy so you stay happy.
I had planned to ask my girl at the top of the Columbia tower in downtown seattle.(which is also where the ball is gonna be) Was gonna be all suave and pick her up flowers at pikes place after. But stupid Bank of America closed the base of the tower early, aka 4 o clock on a weekend, so i couldn't get us in, i was po'ed. So i bought her flowers (very nice ones) and just asked her in the parking lot, when i explained my foiled plan she thought i was the bomb. She was happy, i was super happy, she's outta my league for dang sure.
Holy shite i wrote a paragraph.Leave a comment:
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Fuck Prom, I spent the money I would on a tux and bought a plain ticket to Europe, why spend the night with one chick when you can spend a month with several other ones?Leave a comment:
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tattoo "prom?" on your dick, so when the girl is about to go down on you she reads it. prepare for the greatest head of your life.Leave a comment:
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I'm crushing the single life most days, but I see where you are coming from.
I asked the girl in person. We were sophomores, she was dating a senior. Apparently, he was too cool for sophomore prom. I took her, and then dated her until end of freshman year college. Moral of the story - be confident and go for it.Leave a comment:

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