How did you ask your girl to prom?

[Wschnitz]

I skipped all years of prom and finally gave him and went senior year... seems fine. We are married now.

Gave him?

Its OK man, we don't judge.

[dinanm3atl]

lulz

Gave in... oopsy.



Thank you for not judging.

[Wschnitz]

Too late, gotcha haha.

[Bimmerman325i]

dude, it's fucking high school. Pull your balls out of her purse, ask her nonchalantly and simply (aka: "hey, wanna go waste an awful lot of money?") and then go dance and pretend that you aren't being watched by all your teachers and parents for the next 12 hours.

[5Toes]

Well my girl and I were about to fuck and I asked her to take my leg off for me (which she did)... I had a note in my leg that said "wanna goto prom"?

It was a done deal

[e30austin]

Well my girl and I were about to fuck and I asked her to take my leg off for me (which she did)... I had a note in my leg that said "wanna goto prom"?

It was a done deal

[Jand3rson]

Well my girl and I were about to fuck and I asked her to take my leg off for me (which she did)... I had a note in my leg that said "wanna goto prom"?

It was a done deal

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

[Wschnitz]

It is quite pricy. 120$ for tickets and i also have to buy dinner and rent a tux...

[mikeedler]

I asked her if she wanted to screw on a hotel bed instead of in cars and in playgrounds like usual. That was junior prom though, car stuff was to important to make it to senior prom

[freeride53]

Well my girl and I were about to fuck and I asked her to take my leg off for me (which she did)... I had a note in my leg that said "wanna goto prom"?

It was a done deal

The guacamole in my burrito and some water just came out my nose.

[DatUtahGuy]

high school was like ten years ago brah, gtfo with that shit

I got 99 problems but the prom ain't one, hit me!

[der affe]

The point is to keep your ladies happy so you stay happy.

maybe it is now, but back in my days...the late 80's......it was an excuse to stay out all night and fuck until you came dust, without having to worry about getting crap from your parents.

[Turf1600]

I wore a suit with tails and an ascott to prom. Proposing to her was a lot harder.

[yert315]

My Prom was a Sadie Hawkins deal. I worked at a car wash at the time. She came through and left a bunch of stickie notes in the center console (where she told me to look). As lackadaisical as it was, it was the best presentation I got. It seems girls in TX were terrible at being creative.

[accident]

I didn't go to any of my proms. I did go to my first girlfriend's senior prom, though. It was just kinda assumed that we were going.