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  • Mr. Burns
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2011
    • 3516

    #46
    Originally posted by JBird
    And you enjoyed being with a weak woman like this? Shows how weak you are.
    weak, perverse and ignorant...going on telling strangers on a internet automotive forum and blathering on about BS like this is like what every other unsub on Criminal Minds would do...
    Originally posted by flyboyx
    i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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    • JBird
      E30 Modder
      • Sep 2010
      • 980

      #47
      Originally posted by Mr. Burns
      weak, perverse and ignorant...going on telling strangers on a internet automotive forum and blathering on about BS like this is like what every other unsub on Criminal Minds would do...

      Thank you. And thank you for not living on the West Coast. Not as weak, perverse and ignorant as boasting about how your girlfriend is totally submissive and objectified and how much you like it.
      Last edited by JBird; 04-26-2012, 03:31 PM.


      "The Camry is an appliance, not a car. It attracts folks who have the same regard for driving that they have for washing dishes,
      i.e. it's a necessary but somewhat unpleasant chore and they want something to make the task a little easier and insulate them from the process."
       - my friend, Número Veintiséis

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      • Mr. Burns
        No R3VLimiter
        • Aug 2011
        • 3516

        #48
        Originally posted by JBird
        Thank you. And thank you for not living on the West Coast.
        East side to the west side
        Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
        She got tricks in the stash
        Stacking up the cash
        Fast when it comes to the gas
        By no means average
        She's on when she's got to have it
        Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
        Can I get down, so I can win

        -local 32 year old Federal GVT slave.
        Originally posted by flyboyx
        i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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        • PeteD
          E30 Modder
          • Mar 2011
          • 982

          #49
          Originally posted by 801coppertop
          You never go full barbie!!
          Haha. Don't you know? That could ruin your career.

          Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
          Hmm.....now I can actually rip her head off and stick my penis in and not get cut.

          I'd PIITEsaphogus


          I burst out laughing.

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          • HarukoE30
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Nov 2011
            • 1057

            #50
            Reminds me of that damn NipTuck episode. Sean McNamara ends up having sex with his patient that had no nipples.
            Originally posted by James Crivellone
            1) The internet is NOT serious business.

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            • squidmaster
              R3VLimited
              • Aug 2011
              • 2666

              #51
              That's... too far.

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              • slammin.e28
                שמע ישראל
                • May 2010
                • 12054

                #52
                Originally posted by squidmaster
                That's... too far.
                Not far enough from me.

                ;) ;)
                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                • squidmaster
                  R3VLimited
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 2666

                  #53

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                  • JBird
                    E30 Modder
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 980

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Mr. Burns
                    East side to the west side
                    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
                    She got tricks in the stash
                    Stacking up the cash
                    Fast when it comes to the gas
                    By no means average
                    She's on when she's got to have it
                    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
                    Can I get down, so I can win

                    -local 32 year old Federal GVT slave.
                    Cheese


                    "The Camry is an appliance, not a car. It attracts folks who have the same regard for driving that they have for washing dishes,
                    i.e. it's a necessary but somewhat unpleasant chore and they want something to make the task a little easier and insulate them from the process."
                     - my friend, Número Veintiséis

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                    • Farbin Kaiber
                      Lil' Puppet
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 29502

                      #55
                      Who is JBird to argue what an adult deems for their own desires? When did she start speaking for all women? What about the ones that enjoy being shat upon? Are you going to tell them they are wrong for finding something enjoyable as an adult?

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                      • gazellebeigem3
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 3712

                        #56
                        JBird seems to have some serious pent up aggression toward men. Maybe it's time to move on to a Subaru forum amirite

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                        • squidmaster
                          R3VLimited
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 2666

                          #57
                          It's what this girl wanted, so it's her choice. But don't degrade more than half the species just because you read in some crazy ass book that some jerkass sky-man gave you dominion over women

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                          • matthugie
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1810

                            #58
                            Do not want.
                            88 325is - S52 powered

                            Originally posted by King Arthur
                            We'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!

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                            • imsotyerred
                              R3VLimited
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2529

                              #59
                              did they implant little curly cues under her skin to simulate barbie's pubic hair?
                              BRUTE

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                              • Mr. Burns
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 3516

                                #60
                                Originally posted by JBird
                                Cheese
                                you are the fondue pot.
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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