We're all pricks and douche bags

[be34st]

Many of my friends and family, including my girlfriend, refer to me as a pompous asshole. It's honestly just a coincidence that I heart BMW.

[ieatpeople]

Many of my friends and family, including my girlfriend, refer to me as a pompous asshole. It's honestly just a coincidence that I heart BMW.

match made in heaven?



i feel superior to all other drivers when i'm driving my e36, but only because its a e30 parts car.

[ak-]

I find people who drive Mercedes are the true pricks. BMW drivers are generalized as pricks because every 17 year old tool and their fathers drive an e36 and taint BMWs name. Most Merc drivers are pricks to the max who don't signals because they think just because theyspent $200k on their car, they own the world's roads and use their overpowered 700hp AMG race engines to cut you off as your accelerating to pass a truck instead of doing donuts


True story

I find this to be true about new BMW drivers.
From my experience, mostly older and mature people drive Mercedes and looks like they have no clue what would happen if they pin the accelerator pedal down when driving their s600's.

[lambo]

funny, because I heard it applied to a Cammaro before most of the posters itt were alive.

hipster

[Roysneon]

I find this to be true about new BMW drivers.
From my experience, mostly older and mature people drive Mercedes and looks like they have no clue what would happen if they pin the accelerator pedal down when driving their s600's.

Yep.

[cabriodster87]

We're all pricks and douche bags

When necessary.

[cabriodster87]

See what i did there?

[2761377]

drivers may be separated into sheep and coyotes. coyotes drive performance cars, sheep drive SUV's that need passing.

'yeah, i'm an asshole. you got a problem with that, that's your problem.'

robert w.

[TimKninja]

I dont think it should account to the e30 crowd. Or anything vintage.

I dont drive like a prick. But i notice most e36/e46/e38/e39/e60/e90/x3/x5/z4s do.

[dothadance]

I dont think it should account to the e30 crowd. Or anything vintage.

I dont drive like a prick. But i notice most e36/e46/e38/e39/e60/e90/x3/x5/z4s do.

this

[archie]

It's also a Porsche joke...people apply it to almost anything euro lol.

True story... My dad used this one in 1993 when we were at the dealer trading in my 325es in to get a new suburban. Only he used Cactus and Porsche instead.
The salesman didnt like the joke, it was applied to him. That right there tells you he didnt get the sale.

[cabriodster87]

I passed a prick in a Ford today, and there was a douche bag in a Nissan chasing behind. just lol

[RUFFLZ]

you kinda have to drive like 'what seems like a prick' where I live.
everyone and their mom can't drive, so defensive driving comes off as being douschey:roll:

[cabriodster87]

^ Yea, the way traffic moves into Chitown from the south is like an Endurance course.

[Vivek]

it's also a joke pertaining to vivek's house.

:rofl:

I dont think it should account to the e30 crowd. Or anything vintage.

I dont drive like a prick. But i notice most e36/e46/e38/e39/e60/e90/x3/x5/z4s do.

Seriously. Most classic euro car owners are enthusiasts. Most new euro car owners are the "This shows how rich I am and how much I control the road" type.

One time I casually wondered out loud if the seats in my friend's facelift e46 were leather or leatherette and she said "It's a BMW...they're definitely leather." They were definitely leatherette.