The most random "fight" almost occurred today

[BillBrasky]

This canoe might be seaworthy.

[ohthejosh]

you need to speak for the situation youre in. Its ok to use the F word and others when youre with your buddies Its trashy to use it in public no matter the situation

The man with the biggest balls out of all of us has spoken.;) /thread

[immajackuup]

So I was at the UPS store, waiting to ship stuff. Girl comes and measures door panels. She types in zip code, quotes me $250.

My friend and I go "Holy crap! Are you serious? Fuck! What are the other options? That is fucking crazy." The girl shakes her head and is like "I dunno."

Out of nowhere, a guy... 110 lbs soaking wet, 5'2" or so says "Hey don't fucking talk to her like that."

I look over my shoulder, look at him, and say "Shut your fucking mouth." Turn back away. He says "Fuck you, bitch, don't talk to her like that." I again turn to look at him and say "Shut your mouth, asshole and mind your own business." And he goes "Fuck you bitch, come over and make me!" I go "I could pick you up and twist you in two. What's the point?"

He starts screaming "Fuck you dog! COME PICK ME UP! COME ON! FIGHT ME DAWG!" At this point I'm like I'm about 6'1", 195 lbs, literally about twice his size. He is screaming all sorts of crap, trying to lift up his pants and shirt (like ghetto kids do before they're about to fight.)

Apparently the girl is his girlfriend and she tells us "You guys need to leave." And I'm like "Ok, we are." We start picking up our stuff (door panels, rear seats, cams) and this guy is screaming "That's right bitch, leave." I'm laughing at him, telling her to put him on a leash, telling him to fuck off, etc.

It was pathetic because his gf was as big as he was, this is WHERE SHE FUCKING WORKS, and he's trying to fight two guys that could beat him to death one-handed.

I have never seen a bigger (littler?) case of Napoleon Complex in my entire life. How has this guy not gotten shot already?

And why the fuck didn't I record this and put it on Youtube? :(

1.OP's is a douche
2.I hate gehtto kid that think they can fight.
3.Op should of kick his ass.
4.size doesn't matter,I've seen a 5'2" dude took out a 6feet dude before. Is all about how/where you land your punches at and plus 5'2 dude was a train boxer.:)

[delatlanta1281]

5'2 dude was a train boxer.:)

I can gaurantee none of the people in the original post are trained boxers. If so they wouldn't be yelling at each other dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

[LuckyHenriksen]

Kansas City waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

Best thing I have seen in here hahaha

[FLG]

I can gaurantee none of the people in the original post are trained boxers. If so they wouldn't be yelling at each other dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

Not a trained boxer...didn't you read? Hes a effing TRAIN boxer.

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[cale]

5'2 dude was a train boxer.:)

Was the train stopped at the time or does he box moving trains? If so dudes a boss.

[Thizzelle]

OP and boyfriend were both assholes and they should of fought and have your friend video that shit and the whole time he should be shouting WORLD STAR HIP HOP!

[immajackuup]

I can gaurantee none of the people in the original post are trained boxers. If so they wouldn't be yelling at each other dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

i know just saying waffleswaffleswaffles,still you should of kick his ass and take his girl.

[10Toes]

1.OP's is a douche
2.I hate gehtto kid that think they can fight.
3.Op should of kick his ass.
4.size doesn't matter,I've seen a 5'2" dude took out a 6feet dude before. Is all about how/where you land your punches at and plus 5'2 dude was a train boxer.:)

Do you think that 5'2" train boxer dude could beat this guy?

[downernsp]

This didn't go as you have planed to get support I mean. Then you go about talking about "getto people" too how much more can you put your own foot in your mouth. Please delete this non sense asap fre$%^ 6 pages of garbage WOW...

[10Toes]

This didn't go as you have planed to get support I mean. Then you go about talking about "getto people" too how much more can you put your own foot in your mouth. Please delete this non sense asap fre$%^ 6 pages of garbage WOW...

What the fuck did you just write. You must be from the ghetto.

[dannyyisntt]

What the fuck did you just write. You must be from the ghetto.

You got your toes back??

[JinormusJ]

How about handling situations in a mature respectable mannar? There's no reason to swear at someone providing you a service. And swearing at the situation is the same as swearing at her. She didn't take that job to listen to you curse.
She doesn't come to your job at the toll both and swear at you does she?
Have some respect...
PS, I'm not a tough guy, but I am however big enough to scare two kids swearing in a UPS store....

THIS

I work at Chick-Fil-A and do my best to provide the best service possible to my guests; I know not everyone holds their business to such a high establishment of customer service, but I definitely know how the girl feels in your situation. I get the occasion yoloing tools that come in cursing like sailors, no respect for the people eating at the establishment or for themselves. If it wasn't for my uniform, I would smash their faces in. I'm working hard to provide a great friendly and peaceful environment for everyone and they come in and disrupt it, not just for me and my team, but for everyone? Grow up young man; when your done putting your pants on and waking up at 1PM, come talk to me

You sir need to chill out and learn some class.

Anger and heated words are the last thing you want to do in a situation like this; no matter wo your talking to or who has confronted you. Anything else just makes you a douche.

Plain and simple: the way the girl reacted shows me she has more balls than you

[DisgustipatedAP1]

OP and boyfriend were both assholes and they should of fought and have your friend video that shit and the whole time he should be shouting WORLD STAR HIP HOP!

LMAO I lost it at this post