The Amish at walmart

[Mr. Burns]

Post pictures of her or bomb this thread.

man, like I said I haven't captured the brief moments on camera when the amish-foul temptress has given me the googleyeyes...it's a lapse of brevity, a splitsecond of spiritual wtf when it happens.

I'm sure there are other towns similar to mine with this type of epidemic happening...

[george graves]

I'd hit it.

[Roysneon]

I would plow it and plant seeds of great lust, but only before the field has been cleared of thorns, thistles and anything that crawls upon the earth, for until it is done, the plane of fruitfulness emits an odor that is offensive to both man and God.

[der affe]

Tell her that black dress really brings out the colour of her heart.

[JasonC]

Offer to buy them some soap while you're there.....

[camip]

In my town they all show up to walmart in brand new f-350's it's some bullshit

[JasonC]

In my town they all show up to walmart in brand new f-350's it's some bullshit

Thats most likely Mennonites.

[MattAvino]

lol

[u3b3rg33k]

This thread and delivery are not in the same thread.

[quickervicar]

Thats most likely Mennonites.

Or, Amish aren't really Amish until they "join church." All rules are off once you hit your teenage years. Somewhere in your early 20s you have to make the decision: church rules & family or worldly freedom & shunning.

But, now that I think of it, if they were in F-350s they likely were Mennonite. Wild Amish love the GM. Don't know why. Always has been, always will be.

[Shangsta]

In college i live in a duplex and a menonite family shared the wall with us. Needless to say i found out they dont like the smell of marajuana and drunk naked chicks running outside. Although I must say one of the daughters always gave me this "eye" that you speak of.