Celebrity Bodyguard...my new part-time gig.

[Pl3wA]

lets see dem nutzzz

[VANOS714]

lol congrats man!

[Mr. Burns]

Post pics of yourself
I wanna see how big you are

I'm not really big...
I'm pretty average

however your wish is my command


walking alongside AC Slater in the flesh...

[Mr. Burns]

hath hollywood gotten my hopes up?

[squidmaster]

I had to google who that was. Honestly it doesn't look like he'd really need a body guard; he had more abs than I could count.

PS you look too buff to be on r3v. I imagine everyone on here is a tiny, skinny, emaciated person, with a few fat old people thrown in.

[Mossman]

wear a black suit with black shirt and black tie next time.