Your worst deuce experience? NWS?

[E30_Pare]

At work, Just read the first 10 pages of this thread. Got to get back to work but thank you so much for all the laughs. Some of these stories are just pure hilarity, not to mention the way they are told lol

haha. Didnt expect anything when I started this.

[henryki]

me too. summer camp when i was a kid. normally, i drop sinkers. not that day however. at that time, there was nothing funnier than seeing my turd floating around in the lake while all the other unwary campers were swimming around it. i giggled my ass off about that shit for days. what can i say...i was 12.

haha oh god, mine was a sinker but I was on a shallow sandbar and the current was so strong it kicked up sand on the bottom of the river as it went down stream. But hey, when you gotta go you gotta go, regardless if you are in front of a bunch of families on shore, having to take a dump on a jetski just makes for a shitty day.

[lambo]

Man... The bathrooms in our old building rocked. There were like half a dozen for the building so it was easy to get some solo pooping time... Now there's 1 bathroom for the engineering department and it really takes some scheduling/patience to get it to yourself...

[jhaurimn]

At work, Just read the first 10 pages of this thread. Got to get back to work but thank you so much for all the laughs. Some of these stories are just pure hilarity, not to mention the way they are told lol

[Vtec?lol]

at first when i read this i was thinking you were talking about receiving.... i was starting to wonder if we were both in the same thread. then i thought about it for a second. now i know what you mean. :)

as far as what you meant, i guess everyone should check it off the bucket list? sometimes missionary gets boring.

Never broing enough to get a poo on your shaft...
The smell.... Even with latex... UGH!

[E30_Pare]

speaking of summer camp: one of my friends took a shit in the cafeteria urinal. i thought it was hilarious. another camper told on him and he had to clean it out himself. i thought that was funny too.

[flyboyx]

I've successfully accomplished this. If you were down stream of the Colorado river from Laughlin, NV down, around August 2010, I apologize.

me too. summer camp when i was a kid. normally, i drop sinkers. not that day however. at that time, there was nothing funnier than seeing my turd floating around in the lake while all the other unwary campers were swimming around it. i giggled my ass off about that shit for days. what can i say...i was 12.

speaking of summer camp: one of my friends took a shit in the cafeteria urinal. i thought it was hilarious. another camper tattled on him and the counselor made him clean it out himself. i thought that was funny too.

[henryki]

i tried to shit underwater once (no, not a pool).

I've successfully accomplished this. If you were down stream of the Colorado river from Laughlin, NV down, around August 2010, I apologize.

[E30_Pare]

[Pl3wA]

Telling her she can do your butt in exchange does not a good rebuttal make. They don't like that

[E30_Pare]

It's on my list. Surprise butt smeks counts too.

[flyboyx]

AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting

at first when i read this i was thinking you were talking about receiving.... i was starting to wonder if we were both in the same thread. then i thought about it for a second. now i know what you mean. :)

as far as what you meant, i guess everyone should check it off the bucket list? sometimes missionary gets boring.

[Pl3wA]

If that's your worst deuce experience then you must lead a very pampered life.

i poop comfortably in any situation lol. ITS AWESOME!


and lol ye aboot anal sehks

[TurboJake]

AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting

I'm not into it, but the first thing that instantly came to mind was:

"Because that shit's mad tyte y0!"

[Vtec?lol]

AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting