Thank YOU Chuck Norris.

[SynSyx]

Chuck Norris used Bill Clinton to cover up his affair with Monica Lewinsky

thread resurrected?

[BrewCity11]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.


Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

[AndrewBird]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

[ak-]

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with Napalm.

lmao.

[e30trooper]

leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

If you spell chuck norris wrong on google it doesn't say, "did you mean chuck norris?" it simply replies, "run while you still have the chance."

once a cobra bit chuck norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but chuck norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Chuck norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When chuck norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

If you play led zeppelin's "stairway to heaven" backwards, you will hear chuck norris banging your sister.

lmmfao

[rhett325i]

When Superman goes to bed at night, he wears Chuck Norris PJs

A single drop of Chuck Norris' blood can cure cancer... too bad no knife exists that can pierce his skin

Chuck Norris' kids have themselves

[CleanAzzE30z]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

Holy shit thats great.

[jeff_b]

many lulz here

[Julien]

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

[5spoke]

Chuck Norris can throw confetti 700 yards