Thank YOU Chuck Norris.

[Digitalwave]

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php

Check out that link... most of them are pretty fucking funny.

[parkerbink]

Too funny:

...and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

The Association of American Undertakers voted to make Chuck Norris their honorary President after he personally increased their buisness by 300%

[Alecs MacDonald]

Chuck Norris once had a bad case of diarhea. The result, Boston, Massachusetts.

[hamann318is]

Chuck Norris owns neither microwave nor oven. When he is hungry, he simply shouts "BAKE" to his food, and out of fear, the food instantly catches on fire.

[fretburnr]

rofl

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[Jarvis]

In the beginning of time, everyone was actually man until Chuck Norris got bored and roundhouse kicked penises off and shaped them into vaginas.

My buddy found this thing a few days ago and has been obsessed with it ever since. I guess it's the next great wide-distributed-via-the-internet-entertainment-for-college-kids.

[Julien]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
8:30
Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
8:30
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
8:31
There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.
8:33
When Mr. T cuts onions, it's the onions doing the crying.

[808BMW]

Ju post up the links for the other celebs, I only have Chuck.

link, bottom right side

Vin Diesel once used a tree to wipe his ass. Then he used that same tree to rape a blind horse. The resulting life form is known as Martha Stewart.

[fretburnr]

LOL

Once, while traveling in space, a stray asteroid collided with Chuck Norris' testicles, slicing the left one off. Just to prove that he's badass, he ejaculated with only one testicle to stop the testicle that he didn't have. This event is recreated in the end of Final Fantasy VII.

A little known fact is that Vin Diesel blew up the Challenger space shuttle after being selected to man it. After a particularly hot Lamb Karahi curry the night before Vin decided to squeak one out as the shuttle was launching believing that no one would notice. The resulting explosion incinerated the craft and was thought to be as hot as 12 suns. Vin Diesel was the only survivor.

[Jand3rson]

These are fucking GREAT, keep 'em coming. I've been laughing my ass off for 20 minutes. :D

[Dave]

Funny thing is, Vin Diesel is actually one of the dorkiest nerds out there. He is a big Dungeons & Dragons freak.

[Il Duce]

hahahhahahhhahahha. i'll be busy for hours w/ this shit. yes....

[S14sx2nr]

hahahaha...

-Dan

[Julien]

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

[Jand3rson]

I about died laughing when I got to this one, being the computer geek I am...

Chuck Norris did not read the terms of agreement, but clicked the "I Agree" button anyway.