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    Because Moose test.

    Seriously makes you think twice about buying something like this. How are they getting away with selling shit like this to the public?
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    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
    VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.

    #2
    Originally posted by trackjunkie21 View Post
    Seriously makes you think twice about buying something like this. How are they getting away with selling shit like this to the public?
    Because we don't have moose in America.

    American cars = shitboxs.

    (Stating this as my opinion. "Murricah fuck yeahs!" don't get all offended.)
    Last edited by slammin.e28; 08-01-2012, 01:22 PM.
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      #3
      American cars = shitboxs.

      (Stating this as my opinion. "Murricah fuck yeahs!" don't get all offended.)
      +1 on that! they need to pull the stick outta their ass!

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        #4
        this is almost funny... american cars are tooo soft and squishy

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          #5
          Originally posted by 5Toes View Post
          this is almost funny... american cars are tooo soft and squishy
          Because they are boxes full of shit. :up:
          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            #6
            The higher the center of gravity the more likely this is to happen.
            1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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              #7
              Originally posted by InuFaye View Post
              The higher the center of gravity the more likely this is to happen.
              SUVs shouldn't be made to drive that fast in the first place.

              (Rover.)
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                #8
                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                Because we don't have moose in America.

                American cars = shitboxs.
                Been to Maine or any other Northern State?


                Moose are there and pretty plentiful.
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                  #9
                  What about bullwinkle? We does have mooses.

                  Actually we have them in the U.P. here in Michigan as well as other northern states. Ask an Alaskan if we have moose.

                  Because I feel the need to enlarge this post. Let's talk about moose for a second.

                  Did you know a moose can run at speeds of up to 35 miles for 15 miles without stopping for a rest?

                  Moose can also swim ten miles at a time and are able to dive up to depths of 18 feet of water. So be careful driving your SUV underwater too....Cause you never do know.
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                    #10
                    Well,I doubt seriously any of the soccer moms who buy one will be taking it through the slalom course..and if you're afraid of flipping your SUV then just remember one thing:
                    You have a 4500+lb car that has been made extra unsafe by jacking the center of gravity and using almost the same brakes, not a Formula 1 car. Slow the hell down.

                    That goes for pretty much anyone driving a truck or SUV. I swear everybody I know who's got either a truck or SUV drives like maniacs. MOST of the car guys I know drive quite safely when we're just putting around town. I just don't get the whole SUV/truck thing anyway.
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                      #11
                      That car looks like it wants to kill me.....








                      I must have it.
                      I don't even own this car anymore, but I'm too lazy to change the picture.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by SpeicherBimmer View Post
                        Well,I doubt seriously any of the soccer moms who buy one will be taking it through the slalom course..and if you're afraid of flipping your SUV then just remember one thing:
                        You have a 4500+lb car that has been made extra unsafe by jacking the center of gravity and using almost the same brakes, not a Formula 1 car. Slow the hell down.

                        That goes for pretty much anyone driving a truck or SUV. I swear everybody I know who's got either a truck or SUV drives like maniacs. MOST of the car guys I know drive quite safely when we're just putting around town. I just don't get the whole SUV/truck thing anyway.
                        Trucks/SUVs are useful for hauling shit around.
                        1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                          #13
                          American SUV's should be made to turn moose into road kill! Not swerve around them like Swedish pacifists.

                          Murricaaah Fuck YEAH!

                          07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by InuFaye View Post
                            The higher the center of gravity the more likely this is to happen.
                            Originally posted by InuFaye View Post
                            Trucks/SUVs are useful for hauling shit around.
                            Originally posted by be34st View Post
                            American SUV's should be made to turn moose into road kill! Not swerve around them like Swedish pacifists.

                            Murricaaah Fuck YEAH!
                            These are all fact.

                            Honestly that Swedish twit was comparing "cars" to SUV though. And as "American" as we would like to call the Cherokee, there is a shit- ton of german tech in that thing I would bet.

                            Not that I care, the last grand Cherokee I would drive was built around 2004 or so.
                            Originally Posted by ACMF74
                            i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                              #15
                              The current Grand Cherokee shares a large amount of components to the current Mercedes ML.
                              1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                              You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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