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  • trackjunkie21
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jan 2010
    • 3962

    #1

    Because Moose test.

    Seriously makes you think twice about buying something like this. How are they getting away with selling shit like this to the public?
    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
    VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.
  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #2
    Originally posted by trackjunkie21
    Seriously makes you think twice about buying something like this. How are they getting away with selling shit like this to the public?
    Because we don't have moose in America.

    American cars = shitboxs.

    (Stating this as my opinion. "Murricah fuck yeahs!" don't get all offended.)
    Last edited by slammin.e28; 08-01-2012, 12:22 PM.
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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    • kickinindian
      R3VLimited
      • Jan 2012
      • 2327

      #3
      American cars = shitboxs.

      (Stating this as my opinion. "Murricah fuck yeahs!" don't get all offended.)
      +1 on that! they need to pull the stick outta their ass!

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      • 5Toes
        Banned
        • May 2010
        • 9836

        #4
        this is almost funny... american cars are tooo soft and squishy

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        • slammin.e28
          שמע ישראל
          • May 2010
          • 12054

          #5
          Originally posted by 5Toes
          this is almost funny... american cars are tooo soft and squishy
          Because they are boxes full of shit. :up:
          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          • InuFaye
            R3VLimited
            • May 2010
            • 2221

            #6
            The higher the center of gravity the more likely this is to happen.
            1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #7
              Originally posted by InuFaye
              The higher the center of gravity the more likely this is to happen.
              SUVs shouldn't be made to drive that fast in the first place.

              (Rover.)
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              • M-technik-3
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Oct 2003
                • 18946

                #8
                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                Because we don't have moose in America.

                American cars = shitboxs.
                Been to Maine or any other Northern State?


                Moose are there and pretty plentiful.
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                • dannyyisntt
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 3141

                  #9
                  What about bullwinkle? We does have mooses.

                  Actually we have them in the U.P. here in Michigan as well as other northern states. Ask an Alaskan if we have moose.

                  Because I feel the need to enlarge this post. Let's talk about moose for a second.

                  Did you know a moose can run at speeds of up to 35 miles for 15 miles without stopping for a rest?

                  Moose can also swim ten miles at a time and are able to dive up to depths of 18 feet of water. So be careful driving your SUV underwater too....Cause you never do know.
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                  • SpeicherBimmer
                    Grease Monkey
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 365

                    #10
                    Well,I doubt seriously any of the soccer moms who buy one will be taking it through the slalom course..and if you're afraid of flipping your SUV then just remember one thing:
                    You have a 4500+lb car that has been made extra unsafe by jacking the center of gravity and using almost the same brakes, not a Formula 1 car. Slow the hell down.

                    That goes for pretty much anyone driving a truck or SUV. I swear everybody I know who's got either a truck or SUV drives like maniacs. MOST of the car guys I know drive quite safely when we're just putting around town. I just don't get the whole SUV/truck thing anyway.
                    sigpic'87 335i

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                    • spike68
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 1185

                      #11
                      That car looks like it wants to kill me.....








                      I must have it.
                      I don't even own this car anymore, but I'm too lazy to change the picture.

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                      • InuFaye
                        R3VLimited
                        • May 2010
                        • 2221

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SpeicherBimmer
                        Well,I doubt seriously any of the soccer moms who buy one will be taking it through the slalom course..and if you're afraid of flipping your SUV then just remember one thing:
                        You have a 4500+lb car that has been made extra unsafe by jacking the center of gravity and using almost the same brakes, not a Formula 1 car. Slow the hell down.

                        That goes for pretty much anyone driving a truck or SUV. I swear everybody I know who's got either a truck or SUV drives like maniacs. MOST of the car guys I know drive quite safely when we're just putting around town. I just don't get the whole SUV/truck thing anyway.
                        Trucks/SUVs are useful for hauling shit around.
                        1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                        • be34st
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 1277

                          #13
                          American SUV's should be made to turn moose into road kill! Not swerve around them like Swedish pacifists.

                          Murricaaah Fuck YEAH!

                          07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                          • Pac1373
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 1746

                            #14
                            Originally posted by InuFaye
                            The higher the center of gravity the more likely this is to happen.
                            Originally posted by InuFaye
                            Trucks/SUVs are useful for hauling shit around.
                            Originally posted by be34st
                            American SUV's should be made to turn moose into road kill! Not swerve around them like Swedish pacifists.

                            Murricaaah Fuck YEAH!
                            These are all fact.

                            Honestly that Swedish twit was comparing "cars" to SUV though. And as "American" as we would like to call the Cherokee, there is a shit- ton of german tech in that thing I would bet.

                            Not that I care, the last grand Cherokee I would drive was built around 2004 or so.
                            Originally Posted by ACMF74
                            i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                            • Holland
                              R3V OG
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 7176

                              #15
                              The current Grand Cherokee shares a large amount of components to the current Mercedes ML.
                              1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                              You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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