I am going to murder

[Exodus_2pt0]

Put strips of duct-tape all over your car, sticky side up.

[tonerrrr]

Or call F34R.

[lambo]

[slammin.e28]

Just call your local Chinese restaurant. Problem will be solved without you even knowing.

[Fourbanger]

this fucking asshole of a neighborhood cat. Every week or so I'll find dirty paw prints from the hood of my car all the way to the trunk. Last night I parked as close as possible to the carport's back wall to try and block it's way up. Then today I go out and there are scratches on the back of my boot lid from where the fucker clawed its way up off my back bumper. The worst part is I've never even seen the thing so I can't run outside to stomp on its face.

R3V, I need cat repellent ideas. I'm joking about the face-stomping but I need to get the point across.