I am going to murder

[Xat1cZ]

Headline "Another bath salts user gets shot in head"

now that's a consequence OP has to be willing to take when dealing with these things!! :hitler::hitler::hitler:

[Exodus_2pt0]

get naked, roll around in mud for a minute and crawl on top of your neighbors car and make really loud semi-retarded cat noises.. make sure that your neighbor actually sees this because not only will they make sure their cat stops they will also move because they will think the apocalypse is coming and your satan reincarnated. profit.

Headline "Another bath salts user gets shot in head"

[Xat1cZ]

get naked, roll around in mud for a minute and crawl on top of your neighbors car and make really loud semi-retarded cat noises.. make sure that your neighbor actually sees this because not only will they make sure their cat stops they will also move because they will think the apocalypse is coming and your satan reincarnated. profit.

[imsotyerred]

Everyone is forgetting this aren't they?

"I might come off as an asshole, but you're a moron."

TBH there's no need for the comma before the "but"

picky picky picky

[freeride53]

^^
What.
The.
Living.
Fuck.
Am I looking at.

[cale]

Live trap, piss on said cat in trap. Should get the point across.

[StealthiE30]

The answer is quite simple.

Kill the cat, and start harassing EVERY single car in your neighborhood with it. As it drives by or preferably at the nearest stop sign. As often as you can.

Hahaha i forgot about the catcopter!
Here it is in flight! OP you must do this!!!

[WhyNot]

you can wire up an old ignition coil from an old ford model-t and have your car 'live'.

[F34R]

I'm done^ perfect *claps*

[TurboJake]

The answer is quite simple.

Kill the cat, and start harassing EVERY single car in your neighborhood with it. As it drives by or preferably at the nearest stop sign. As often as you can.

[quikveedb2]

You gays are retarded, I fucking hate cats.

This is about as close as I've come to changing my sig in a hot minute.

[Fourbanger]

@OP, just do the cage with the trip door. Then just drive it to a farm or a shelter or something. Easy and stress free PLUS the little kitty gets some food!

That'd be ideal if I had one lying around.

cayenne pepper. or a car cover.

Good idea on the cayenne, I'll have to give that a shot. My car cover's too thin to hold up to clawing.

You're all a bunch of noobs. Put a bowl of coolant near your car. Cat will never climb on it again.

You can thank me later.

I lol'd.



ScatMat too expensive.

Video would be cool if I had a camera. Plus I don't know whose cat it is and wouldn't even if I filmed it.

And that Australian guy is my hero.


Will report back, hopefully with pics of my new tiny fur rug.

[idanity]

there are owls that live by me...one has a 6 foot wingspan..
.
so, needless to say, i don't have any cat problems..and there was a cat (owner who moved in ) who liked to sleep on my soft top...years ago, i found hair up there, and those pesky cat tracks. once or twice..funny, the problem didn't last long.

but those fucking ''hoo's'' are loud...i will now appreciate them more. :)

i suggest using itching powder on the cats entry points, with hot sauce, and lay down flypaper all over. (maybe a roll of duct tape, laid out freely and upside down ) .this will stick to said cat(s), both confusing and bugging the crap out of them in a fairly humane way..maybe they will find easier targets.

that, or get a dog. (or a family of owls)

[kway]

Scat Mat:

http://www.amazon.com/PetSafe-ScatMa.../dp/B0007NTBJ6

[Kvasi]

this fucking asshole of a neighborhood cat. Every week or so I'll find dirty paw prints from the hood of my car all the way to the trunk. Last night I parked as close as possible to the carport's back wall to try and block it's way up. Then today I go out and there are scratches on the back of my boot lid from where the fucker clawed its way up off my back bumper. The worst part is I've never even seen the thing so I can't run outside to stomp on its face.

R3V, I need cat repellent ideas. I'm joking about the face-stomping but I need to get the point across.

Pay no attention to the cat, kill the neighborhood.