I am going to murder

[Fourbanger]

this fucking asshole of a neighborhood cat. Every week or so I'll find dirty paw prints from the hood of my car all the way to the trunk. Last night I parked as close as possible to the carport's back wall to try and block it's way up. Then today I go out and there are scratches on the back of my boot lid from where the fucker clawed its way up off my back bumper. The worst part is I've never even seen the thing so I can't run outside to stomp on its face.

R3V, I need cat repellent ideas. I'm joking about the face-stomping but I need to get the point across.

[slammin.e28]

Just call your local Chinese restaurant. Problem will be solved without you even knowing.

[lambo]

[tonerrrr]

Or call F34R.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Put strips of duct-tape all over your car, sticky side up.

[10Toes]

Get video then make your neighbors pay for the damage.


Take them to Judge Judy

[F34R]

Or call F34R.

haha.

Humane way:
Get a live animal trap, has a baited spot for food that trips the back door. Just place a can of tuna inside and wait till the morning. Works perfectly.

My way:
Or you can hide and wait till the asshole comes out, lure it with food placed on the ground. When it starts eating slip a rope around its neck. I suggest leather gloves, long sleeve shirt and heavy jeans. Then step on its back legs and pull up on the rope. Rubber boots is also a good idea since it will piss/shit all over.

You can also use a baseball bat with the placed food. A few solid whacks then throw it in your Neighbor's trash can.

Good luck!

[RUFFLZ]

haha.

Get a live animal trap, has a baited spot for food that trips the back door. Just place a can of tuna inside and wait till the morning. Worked for me when too many cats came around my house.

what did you do once you caught them tho?

[slammin.e28]

what did you do once you caught them tho?

This is a terrible question to ask.

[10Toes]

haha.

Humane way:
Get a live animal trap, has a baited spot for food that trips the back door. Just place a can of tuna inside and wait till the morning. Works perfectly.

My way:
Or you can hide and wait till the asshole comes out, lure it with food placed on the ground. When it starts eating slip a rope around its neck. I suggest leather gloves, long sleeve shirt and heavy jeans. Then step on its back legs and pull up on the rope. Rubber boots is also a good idea since it will piss/shit all over.

You can also use a baseball bat with the placed food. A few solid whacks then throw it in your Neighbor's trash can.

Good luck!

If I was there I would have walked up and knocked you the fuck out. Cats are to be protected and killing them is not a fucking joke. That is outright wrong. That F34R guy is not even funny, he is just shock humor for the sick minded to jerk off to.

[lostbeachbum]

this fucking asshole of a neighborhood cat. Every week or so I'll find dirty paw prints from the hood of my car all the way to the trunk. Last night I parked as close as possible to the carport's back wall to try and block it's way up. Then today I go out and there are scratches on the back of my boot lid from where the fucker clawed its way up off my back bumper. The worst part is I've never even seen the thing so I can't run outside to stomp on its face.

R3V, I need cat repellent ideas. I'm joking about the face-stomping but I need to get the point across.

I have a similar issue with a neighborhood cat.

I imported a BMW car cover to fit over the touring in which one cat now use as a scratching post. Needles to say the car cover now has holes in it.

[Cletonius]

Love it!

[blocke]

If I was there I would have walked up and knocked you the fuck out. Cats are to be protected and killing them is not a fucking joke. That is outright wrong. That F34R guy is not even funny, he is just shock humor for the sick minded to jerk off to.

X1000000
Picking on cats...waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles..ASS...MOTHERFUCKER. Seriously?

[GaryE30]

You're all a bunch of noobs. Put a bowl of coolant near your car. Cat will never climb on it again.

You can thank me later.

[blocke]

Get a car cover. Or be a real boss and get your shit together and buy a house with a garage. Problem solved.