Ever fall in love with a stripper?

[Massimo]

Who wants to place bets on how long his marrage lasts, ill put down $20 on 1 year.

[RUFFLZ]

Nope but I have had sex with a few of them before.

come in clutch again w/ those nudiez again mah boy ;)

[Stanley Rockafella]

I did. her name was Valentina and it was last January. She gave me her number and I called her. She seemed nice but I dont' think I could ever shake that feelin that I left a decent girl for someone who sells (or sold) herself for money, regardless of the exact sexual involvement

[StealthiE30]

come in clutch again w/ those nudiez again mah boy ;)

Im working on the collection, these past few girls have been a little camera shy...:down:

[RUFFLZ]

Im working on the collection, these past few girls have been a little camera shy...:down:

say it's for horny teens on r3v.
works everytime

[samurai pizza cats]

say it's for horny teens on r3v.
works everytime

has anyone ever told you, you look like kassem G?

proof:

[WhyNot]

You know what, I hate when people say that. 95% of all people that hate on NJ have never been anywhere but Newark airport.

i moved there.
i lived there.
i left there.
one was a good thing.

Jersey Shore does not equal New Jersey.

you are absolutely right. down at the shore the crap magically dissapears on monday am.

but it is true that there is good and bad everywhere.
there are good people in east new york just like camden.
but exceptions dont overshadow the majority.

what size red itialian horn you got hanging from your rear view mirror?
or are you a rebel and use the garter belt?

[WhyNot]

Get off your high horse! In case you missed it, i've never cheated

you never cheated but youre gonna bang a brazilian stripper so you have something to tell your grandkids....sorry, my error....i didnt get the whole picture but now i do...oopps the 'hole picture'..brilliant.
you must be like on the old star trek where the aliens have big pulsating heads and their mind is so powerful....except yours isnt on your shoulders.

It is pure lust. Ever have it?

excellent. use this when you get caught blowing your brother in law.

You should stop janking your meat whistle from your tube sock

finally nj contributes to the world by sharing their trade secrets

go out and have some real interaction.

someones not living in the real world...guess who?

Get off your high horse!

uuhhhh...i didnt stick my hand up your ass and make you say your vows.
so your words meaning nothing.
so go home and tell your wife to go fuck some strangers too.

It is pure lust. Ever have it? .

yeah, and your point is?
so its ok to act on your desires then?
like my desire to pummel you into a piece of bacon so your family, actually the people that are related to you thru marriage and birth, will get some insurance money and not have to deal with you fucking up their lifes.
another jerk off dad...thats what we need for sure.

im sorry and want to apologize that i called you a douchebag.
i was way wrong, words can harm
i apologize to actual douchebags, they serve a purpose.

[phreshkid]

I once drove up to Seattle with these three girls and my buddy. It turns out that aside from their day job at Starbucks, they would work every weekend in SF as strippers. They would regularly bring back $3k in two nights of work.

Anyways, I didn't find out they were strippers until we get there. Now I'm not one to go after a girl who sells her body for money but one of them starts to like me and wants to hang out any second she gets. I went up there to hang out with extended family so I rarely saw my buddy and my newly acquired stripper friends.

While in Seattle, we eat at this little Indian joint across the street from ShowGirls. The stripper who likes me starts telling me how she can make her ass clap. Now this might be a dream come true for some, but for me, I just wasn't having it.

I'm not into strippers, no matter how attractive they may be.

[WhyNot]

Who wants to place bets on how long his marrage lasts, ill put down $20 on 1 year.

i'll take the bet.
you'll lose because this stripper is just gonna milk him for rent money, etc.
then toss him aside. just cause she is a stripper doesnt mean she's a hole.
i'll bet $50 he is sucking on a handgun in year blaming everyone else for his problems, squeeze the trigger, the world didnt deserve you.....:up:

[WhyNot]

Now I'm not one to go after a girl who sells her body for money

nothing wrong with dancers. even whores. its their life. live and let live.
you sound young and single. big diff from married guido in a mid life crisis.

[WhyNot]

Guess there aint too many folks in this category...

cause you are so specal and unique.
like a snowflake, except a lying scumbag snowflake.

[Massimo]

i'll take the bet.
you'll lose because this stripper is just gonna milk him for rent money, etc.
then toss him aside. just cause she is a stripper doesnt mean she's a hole.
i'll bet $50 he is sucking on a handgun in year blaming everyone else for his problems, squeeze the trigger, the world didnt deserve you.....:up:

The more of your posts I read the more I like you. No homo, maybe little bit. Oh and I agree with you completely.

I would bet a holiday to, thrown in there somewhere. I know a few escorts as they like to be called, when my partner used to work as a receptionist for a brothal.

If she is really skilled she will find out where you live what you wifes number is ect ect and use it as black mail, I know of one who dose this.

[Dermeister3]

You are a fucking idiot.

[evandael]

i feel better about myself thanks to OP.