Bye Bye R1

[Charlie]

I thought the helmet mohawk stopped being cool in 2004.

I wear my helmet mohawk ironically, bro.

-Charlie

[Ryan Stewart]

Fixed

Good call, although I didn't really pick the habit back up until turning 30. But the argument could be that its why I made it to 32.

And the little mohawks and skunk tails are hilarious. More because someone who thought a $10 trinket sold at the counter at Cycle Gear would make them look cool or bad ass.

[Varinn]

My favourite thing is when they put spikes and other dumb shit on all the bolts on the bike. Bar ends? spikes.
Levers? knives.
Footpegs? bullets.

When they crash and get impaled by the bar ends they end up driving their lifted f350 crew cab with HID lows, fogs, highs, running lights, triple shocks front and rear to go and throw down the cash for a brand new Ducati 1098 they can wreck instead.

[quickervicar]

^^There's a reason the OEM levers are ball-ended. And that same reason is why we partially hacksaw them for track use

[z31maniac]

I wear my helmet mohawk ironically, bro.

-Charlie

Hahaha.

Game. Set. Match.