So this buddy of mine sends me this text...

[Stanley Rockafella]

Once my dick has been sucked, I find I have little motivation to hang out with women. I would much rather chill with my buddies, drink beers, play video games, or do whatever. So, I don't think it's weird that he wants to hang out. Hell, if he wants to suck you off it's still not weird necessarily, it's just gay. And all you gotta do is tell him you're not gay. I dunno, I work with some gay dudes so being surrounded by gayness doesn't threaten me at all and I don't get nervous about it. Maybe you're nervous because subconsciously maybe you will enjoy it?

Naw, i know some gay dudes and stuff and my GF's cousins are both gay. I dont' mind hangin with them either.

I like chics and to be honest I dont' even have any real guy friends who i hang with on a regular basis. Maybe I'm weird but I dont' see the point of hangin out with someone else other than my GF if they dont' have a vag I can penetrate. I dunno, maybe it's old age or something.

[Pantless Spency]

Naw, i know some gay dudes and stuff and my GF's cousins are both gay. I dont' mind hangin with them either.

I like chics and to be honest I dont' even have any real guy friends who i hang with on a regular basis. Maybe I'm weird but I dont' see the point of hangin out with someone else other than my GF if they dont' have a vag I can penetrate. I dunno, maybe it's old age or something.

you definitely sound like your in denial.
way too much obviously inserted heterosexuality in this post.....

what kind of straight man says whats the point of hanging out with the dudes? are you kidding?

[Raxe]

what kind of straight man says whats the point of hanging out with the dudes? are you kidding?

fo'really

[LBJefferies]

Naw, i know some gay dudes and stuff and my GF's cousins are both gay. I dont' mind hangin with them either.

I like chics and to be honest I dont' even have any real guy friends who i hang with on a regular basis. Maybe I'm weird but I dont' see the point of hangin out with someone else other than my GF if they dont' have a vag I can penetrate. I dunno, maybe it's old age or something.

by that logic, all of us r3v guys are closeted homosexuals and the e30 picnic is just a front for a gay pride car show.


...and oddly enough, i am alright with that.

[Pantless Spency]

by that logic, all of us r3v guys are closeted homosexuals and the e30 picnic is just a front for a gay pride car show.


...and oddly enough, i am alright with that.

+1

[phreshkid]

I hope you have a big trunk, because he's about to stick his bike in it.

[ohthejosh]

I hope you have a big trunk, because he's about to stick his bike in it.

Oh bravo sir, BRA-FUCKING-VO!

[Yakinho]

(Cliffs: dude sends me a homo msg...how do I respond?)

Well he's not really a buddy, we just took an acting class together 2 yrs ago. Even back then things seemed funny with him, like he'd wear women's shoes and be like "it's totall cool, cause I got 'em cheap". He'd also hang out with all these dudes at his apt when his GF wasn't around...something just seemed strange about the whole situation. Like, why aren't his buddies hanging out with their GF's? that's what I was thinking at least

Anyway he sends me a txt recently saying we should go for a bike ride sometime around the seawall. I was like "yeah, sounds cool". Then he sends me another one saying that we should hang out and have a really good time and then he wants to take some pics of me with his new camera and it has this awesome attachment for taking close-ups and shit.

Hmm.....

[Cabriolet]

you definitely sound like your in denial.
way too much obviously inserted heterosexuality in this post.....

what kind of straight man says whats the point of hanging out with the dudes? are you kidding?

pants is right for a change. you're in denial. any man who takes acting classes more than once, goes on bike rides alone with other men and has them take pics is gay. maybe you just dont know it yet.

[be34st]

He's offering to open your closet door. Just take a step forward. It's not gay if you're down.

[cheapshot]

I hope you have a big trunk, because he's about to stick his bike in it.

Game over.

[Nick_S]

I had a friend that for a long time would send me weird shit like that. Stuff thrown in a text you may look over at first. "want to grab food? Ride bikes? 69? " At first I just thought it was him being weird or an attempt at humor. Then they got more suggestive and I sort quit responding to him. I did end up finding out he was gay. We're still good friends and the weird shit has since stopped.

[Stanley Rockafella]

yeah, he isn't a close friend of mine at all. More of an acquaintance really.

I have a very close group of friends back home. I feel pretty bad when we dont' see each other more regularly. They all have kids and wives and shit, but they've also mentioned that they miss the old times. Oh well, that's the way she goes I guess

[bmwstudent]

go for it, it's not often you get someone willing to take a high def closeup picture of your rectum. I mean how could this possible go wrong. Just don't drink anything he gives you from open containers or he might fuck you in the ass. Having said that i will now say this, the fact that you are even considering hanging out with him means YOUR GAY.

[Roysneon]

OP, all signs just lead to you being a fucking idiot.