How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

[Mr. Tasty]

sorry to put this here, but i found it too funny to leave out.

ohhhh fucckkkkk hahahahaa

[5Toes]

(and yes I had google translate it myself)

[slammin.e28]

the fuck did that bat part come from ... psssh google translate.. can't trust that shit ... sending any business letters in Japanese by using google translate? didn't think so... can't trust that ish... but you can trust me ;)


EDIT: I speak Swedish fluently as it's my native language btw, so if you wanna write her any other love notes just let me know.. she'll love it!!

I thought you spoke Finlandish?

[Xat1cZ]

I thought you spoke Finlandish?

I speak finlandish too but swedish is my native as in Finland it's 90% whose native language is finlandish and 5,4% is Swedish ..according to wikipedia and I'm pretty sure that the Swedish number should be higher but w/e ..



(swedish is a lot better/nicer/sexier than finlandish btw ;))

[Xat1cZ]

lol the note in swedish idea is good.

I cant trust the note above though

Y U NO trust my note!?!?!!1! D= D= D=

[5Toes]

Finnish is an Uralic language, so that says alot.

[FredK]

Thanks pawi. Now 5Toes might reproduce.

[Xat1cZ]

here's an other note you can give her that is a lot more sexual and really just gets right to it rather than the romantic bs above ...

"du är den finaste kon jag nånsin sett i hela mitt liv och jag vill mjölka dej"


it's basically "you are the finest girl I have ever seen and I wanna suck on your tittehs!"


.. google translate uses the word "cow" because it's a common slang in sweden to say "ko" to a girl ... it's like dude for a guy but more romantic... I can't think of a synonym for a "hot girl" atm but that is what "ko" is ...

[5Toes]

meets swedish girl
knocks girl up
sends her back to her country
???
profit

[Dj Buttchug]

just pull your bubblegum out like a boss. works everytime

[slammin.e28]

You should send me some Fin build Mosin Nagants pls.

[Xat1cZ]

meets swedish girl
knocks girl up
sends her back to her country
???
profit

no not profit .. she'll send Kurds to your house!!!!

[Xat1cZ]

You should send me some Fin build Mosin Nagants pls.

lol you'll get the ones made in Russia on a monday

[imsotyerred]

no it's more like lady..

damn, i'm good at this

[slammin.e28]

lol you'll get the ones made in Russia on a monday

I've got one of those. I want the Fin ones. Way more accurate. ;)

Just get 5toes girl to be a gun mule.

Yes! That's it! 5toes, get me Finish Mosins. Just have this chick smuggle them in her, ehhh, butthole. Cosmoline should protect the finish, no pun intended.