How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

[tg318is]

Hahahahaha

[dashboardmonkey]

I suspect toes will be on probation at least by the picnic '13

[Pac1373]

well, didn't this thread turn around. much humor is found here now.

[Xat1cZ]

...judging by your failures past-present and future I can tell that you have still not given them/her the letters I wrote for you.....


about the chick that blocked you, tell someone to play this song.. or play this song yourself to her



You might wanna tear up a little in the middle or near the end of the song to make it legit...

.. and after this they/she will crave lé cock

[Mr. Burns]

lately my game has gotten 50 times better

the hottest one blocked me on facebook.. Whatever.

work it romeo!

[Ryan Stewart]

So, pics of the hottest one?

I'll be honest. Id probably be willing, if I were in your shoe, to give her a two point bump for being a foreigner. I plowed a couple in college and it was a blast. They tend to be a little weird and the accent makes for funny sex sounds. Also, they go away so its much easier to have that "its not you, its me" discussion.

[slammin.e28]

The hottest one blocked me on facebook.. whatever.

Pfft. That's when you make another FB. Persistence. It's only creepy until you get laid.

[Holland]

Pfft. That's when you make another FB. Persistence. It's only creepy until you get laid.

Hahaha, so r3v has made toes a massive douche now. Good work r3v.

[5Toes]

R3V is creepin wanting pictures of barely legal blondes

[slammin.e28]

^^ Goatfucker isn't providing them.


:hitler:;)

[5Toes]

First you all need to learn patience...

[slammin.e28]

This thread was started in September. We have all been patient. Every one of us.

[InuFaye]

You need to learn how to get nudez.

[Mr. Burns]

drop to the floor and start blasting out power pushups and clap your hands while pushing back up.

works all the time.

[Mr. Burns]

actually, and many can likely relate to this...

casually tell her you drive a BMW.
build it up.


REALLY build it up.


watch the disapointment and stolen anticipation fill her face when you stroll over to the e30.