How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

[Xat1cZ]

here's an other note you can give her that is a lot more sexual and really just gets right to it rather than the romantic bs above ...

"du är den finaste kon jag nånsin sett i hela mitt liv och jag vill mjölka dej"


it's basically "you are the finest girl I have ever seen and I wanna suck on your tittehs!"


.. google translate uses the word "cow" because it's a common slang in sweden to say "ko" to a girl ... it's like dude for a guy but more romantic... I can't think of a synonym for a "hot girl" atm but that is what "ko" is ...

[FredK]

Thanks pawi. Now 5Toes might reproduce.

[5Toes]

Finnish is an Uralic language, so that says alot.

[Xat1cZ]

lol the note in swedish idea is good.

I cant trust the note above though

Y U NO trust my note!?!?!!1! D= D= D=

[Xat1cZ]

I thought you spoke Finlandish?

I speak finlandish too but swedish is my native as in Finland it's 90% whose native language is finlandish and 5,4% is Swedish ..according to wikipedia and I'm pretty sure that the Swedish number should be higher but w/e ..



(swedish is a lot better/nicer/sexier than finlandish btw ;))

[slammin.e28]

the fuck did that bat part come from ... psssh google translate.. can't trust that shit ... sending any business letters in Japanese by using google translate? didn't think so... can't trust that ish... but you can trust me ;)


EDIT: I speak Swedish fluently as it's my native language btw, so if you wanna write her any other love notes just let me know.. she'll love it!!

I thought you spoke Finlandish?

[5Toes]

(and yes I had google translate it myself)

[Mr. Tasty]

sorry to put this here, but i found it too funny to leave out.

ohhhh fucckkkkk hahahahaa

[5Toes]

lol the note in swedish idea is good.

I cant trust the note above though

[idanity]

tell her the house she currently lives in was recently infested with bugs...
then say how great your place is...and you need a live in maid.

otherwise, just tell her you find her interesting and pretend to listen to her.

then...don't ever let her see this thread. or meet any of us...ever.

[Xat1cZ]

sorry to put this here, but i found it too funny to leave out.

the fuck did that bat part come from ... psssh google translate.. can't trust that shit ... sending any business letters in Japanese by using google translate? didn't think so... can't trust that ish... but you can trust me ;)


EDIT: I speak Swedish fluently as it's my native language btw, so if you wanna write her any other love notes just let me know.. she'll love it!!

[slammin.e28]

sorry to put this here, but i found it too funny to leave out.

LAWL.

Someone is a dick.

[Xat1cZ]

does haggan mean woman?

no it's more like lady..

[pawi30]

sorry to put this here, but i found it too funny to leave out.

[FredK]

Google Translate says it roughly means:

You are the most beautiful girl and I'm surprised your family sent you to the US because you seem perfect.

Haggan means woman.