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  • devon.818
    Banned
    • Feb 2011
    • 2937
    #1

    im not a dad!!!!

    so hooked up with a girl about a month and a half ago, she hit me up yesterday saying she thought she was pregnant and blah blah blah.

    i freaked out, and was venting at work, so the guys in the shop were calling my "dad" for the past day, not helping at all...

    well she txt me saying she took the test and im gonna be a father, my mind went to , holy fuck child support and great now my life is over
    she said she wants to keep it.

    so i start bullshitting hoping i can convince her to get rid of it....when...she txt me "lol just kidding, got my period".


    WOOHOO! the blood rushed back into my body and i can breath again, i dont have to sell my e30, i can keep being the selfish asshole i am...and the lesson here, even if she says she's on the pill rubber up.

    time to go celebrate
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    • chadthestampede
      No R3VLimiter
      • Jul 2008
      • 3600
      #2
      you're still a douche
      Originally posted by LJ851
      I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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        • xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx
          E30 Mastermind
          • Apr 2008
          • 1953
          #3
          Originally posted by chadthestampede
          you're still a douche


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            • Keith M
              R3VLimited
              • Nov 2006
              • 2338
              #4
              Originally posted by chadthestampede
              you're a douche

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                • Wschnitz
                  R3V OG
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 8089
                  #5
                  Lol she got you.

                  +1 for trickster girl.
                  1989 BMW 325is | 2019 Ford Ranger FX4
                  willschnitz

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                    • lambo
                      Captain Scene Points
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 10953
                      #6
                      Thank god...the world doesn't need more devon's...

                      Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                      Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                        • b*saint
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • May 2006
                          • 3794
                          #7
                          I think you only pay child support if you were married.

                          Plus why would you hook up with someone without condom?
                          Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                            • devon.818
                              Banned
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 2937
                              #8
                              Originally posted by lambo
                              Thank god...the world doesn't need more devon's...

                              fuckin' A!

                              i will remember that feeling of thinking im having a kid for the rest of my life, rubbers suck, but i can garantee even in my drunk and stupper, i'll know not to go raw dogging bishes.

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                                • Buzztt
                                  Wrencher
                                  • Sep 2012
                                  • 215
                                  #9
                                  That's a pretty fucked up joke, you need revenge
                                  1987 325ic
                                  2001 996tt
                                  2000 996c2 vert
                                  2008 b7 s4
                                  2008 ml550

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                                    • redsubdivisions
                                      E30 Mastermind
                                      • Feb 2011
                                      • 1762
                                      #10
                                      I have a child and I still have my E30.
                                      1989 325i - 2.7i, Holset H1C, 60lb injectors, whodwho MS-PNP.
                                      2012 Passat TDI - DD Duty
                                      2008 GMC Yukon XL Denali - Kiddie hauler/grocery getter

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                                        • devon.818
                                          Banned
                                          • Feb 2011
                                          • 2937
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by redsubdivisions
                                          I have a child and I still have my E30.
                                          were you 19 when you had said child?

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                                            • mikewbd
                                              Noobie
                                              • May 2012
                                              • 39
                                              #12
                                              Pics of the girl. NOW

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                                                • Pac1373
                                                  E30 Mastermind
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 1746
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by b*saint
                                                  I think you only pay child support if you were married.
                                                  Wat? I think you may be surprised thar...

                                                  and Chad you so funny...
                                                  Originally Posted by ACMF74
                                                  i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                                                    • FunfGan
                                                      R3V Elite
                                                      • Jan 2011
                                                      • 4958
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by lambo
                                                      Thank god...the world doesn't need more devon's...


                                                      Go here be happy!

                                                      Ratchet Garage e30 V8 build.

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                                                        • bernzpeed
                                                          No R3VLimiter
                                                          • Feb 2009
                                                          • 3917
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                                          you're still a douche
                                                          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
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                                                          Transaction Feedback.

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