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  • e30trooper
    R3V OG
    • Mar 2009
    • 11576

    #76
    Originally posted by imsotyerred
    WOW ITT: 14 year olds:
    1. LBV thinking he's the only one who has had a pregnancy scare
    2. B*saint doesn't know how child support works
    3. Vtec doesn't know how the pills work

    oh r3v, get back to sex ed...Next thing, we'll see a bunch of post about how you can't transfer STDs via oral sex and virgins can't get preggo
    LMAO. This tells you how many dumbasses we got here. :giggle:

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    • be34st
      E30 Fanatic
      • Mar 2010
      • 1277

      #77
      This.

      07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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      • QUKBMER
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2010
        • 8178

        #78
        No glove.......No love.
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

        garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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        • imsotyerred
          R3VLimited
          • Oct 2005
          • 2529

          #79
          Originally posted by QUKBMER
          No glove.......No love.
          if only drunk women were more adamant about that rule....
          BRUTE

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          • freeride53
            R3V OG
            • Jul 2007
            • 11972

            #80
            Just posting a thread title like that ... OP show some fucking class, come on now.

            Oh wait, op is NO.P.

            1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
            1983 Peugeot 505 STI
            1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
            2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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            • freeride53
              R3V OG
              • Jul 2007
              • 11972

              #81
              OMG and the LBV lil baby lie was the icing on the cake.

              I wish I had stepped into this thread earlier. :(

              1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
              1983 Peugeot 505 STI
              1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
              2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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              • Todd Black 88
                No R3VLimiter
                • Oct 2007
                • 3449

                #82
                Originally posted by Vtec?lol
                The op still doesn't make sense. If she was on the pill, why was she on her period?
                WTF are you talking about?

                Dude, educate yourself on the subject......now. :shakes head:
                Originally posted by codyep3
                I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                2010 F650gs twin
                2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                • freeride53
                  R3V OG
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 11972

                  #83
                  hahahahaha rofl OMG all aboard the fail boat

                  im laughing HARD

                  1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                  1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                  1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                  2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                  • giantkeeper
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 1416

                    #84
                    Jack off once a day to keep the count down and fucking pull out!
                    Originally posted by blunttech
                    Always Always go for the reach around if there is an option

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                    • imsotyerred
                      R3VLimited
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 2529

                      #85
                      I think this thread should turn into a question and answer thread for those r3vvers that are still confused about Sex

                      This is Sex Ed...Fire away
                      BRUTE

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                      • imsotyerred
                        R3VLimited
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2529

                        #86
                        Originally posted by giantkeeper
                        Jack off once a day to keep the count down and fucking pull out!
                        also, smoke weed and drink mountain dew as much as possible

                        Also, modern vasectomies are relatively minor operations that are reversible
                        BRUTE

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                        • slammin.e28
                          שמע ישראל
                          • May 2010
                          • 12054

                          #87
                          The left breast will always be bigger than the right, due to increased blood flow being near the heart.

                          Also, breasts swell by up to 25% when a woman is aroused.
                          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                          • giantkeeper
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 1416

                            #88
                            Originally posted by giantkeeper
                            Jack off once a day to keep the count down!
                            Originally posted by imsotyerred
                            also, smoke weed and drink mountain dew as much as possible
                            You have to be very dedicated and do it EVERY day for it to work
                            Originally posted by blunttech
                            Always Always go for the reach around if there is an option

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                            • LJ851
                              R3V OG
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 7918

                              #89
                              The best sex happens when the woman is ovulating.
                              Lorin


                              Originally posted by slammin.e28
                              The M30 is God's engine.

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                              • e30trooper
                                R3V OG
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 11576

                                #90
                                <r3v

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