In honor of the hair threads... BEARDS!!!

[Peterkaczynski]

In honor of the hair threads... BEARDS!!!

>tfw no bearmode bf



n-n-n-no homo

Dude honestly I have no idea what that means but I kind of like it.
Full homo

[Farbin Kaiber]

I am like Buddy(z31), I do not have a beard to be manly, nor to look powerful, but because I hate shaving and my skin does too. I've never 'oiled' my beard, save for coconut oil when I get out of the shower. Should I do something more, and am I going to be amazed by the luster and look of my magnificent man carpet?

[hammrdwn510]

I am like Buddy(z31), I do not have a beard to be manly, nor to look powerful, but because I hate shaving and my skin does too. I've never 'oiled' my beard, save for coconut oil when I get out of the shower. Should I do something more, and am I going to be amazed by the luster and look of my magnificent man carpet?

I felt something move when i read that last sentence...



no homo

[Farbin Kaiber]

That was me bro.

[Andy.B]

I have a beard because I'm lazy, and because I look much younger without it, not because I think it makes me manly.

I'm already plenty manly without a beard.

[mbonanni]

Y'all must look like hobos that were shit on if you dont shave.

[einhander]

Seriously, what is up with this beard fetishism?

I have a beard, so fucking what. I have one because then I don't have to shave my face everyday for work. I have a beard out of laziness, not some faux attempt at manliness.

I think I'm going to go home and shave it off after work, you guys are fucking it all up.

Good move:

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/apr/16/fashion-conscious-men-warned-we-may-have-reached-peak-beard

The only thing that is bothersome about a beard is the bros who yammer on about it.

Have one or don't, but don't fucking gab about it all the time.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

I have a beard because I'm lazy, and because I look much younger without it, not because I think it makes me manly.

I'm already plenty manly without a beard.

This

[ParsedOut]

I ran heavy stubble for many years simply because shaving sucks and that was all my then profession would tolerate. I've since let it go and only knock it down with a #5 clipper every couple of weeks or so, that way it stays somewhat under control. In the IT project management industry, you can't look like a mountain man and still be taken seriously...unless I chose to wear thick black framed glasses and an ironic hat, but seriously fuck that.

[Peterkaczynski]

I have a beard because I'm lazy, and because I look much younger without it, not because I think it makes me manly.

I'm already plenty manly without a beard.

Doubt it.

[Andy.B]

Doubt it.

Haha. Cold blooded.

Ask your mom what she thinks ;)

[Peterkaczynski]

Haha. Cold blooded.

Ask your mom what she thinks ;)

It was the beard that wrote that. Promise.

[hammrdwn510]

Beards are taking over??^^

[Peterkaczynski]

Beards are taking over??^^

We are.

[mbonanni]

Still surprised you guys have beards just cause you don't like shaving. You must not be doing it right. It's satisfying and feels good to shave.