In honor of the hair threads... BEARDS!!!

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  • ThatOneEuroE30
    R3V OG
    • Dec 2013
    • 8626

    #121
    In honor of the hair threads... BEARDS!!!

    We don't have set ups hence the beards lol haven't actually shaved in over 6 months


    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
    1991 318i 4dr slick top


    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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    • FLG
      No R3VLimiter
      • Sep 2011
      • 3165

      #122
      Originally posted by Deltron Dirty30
      i just started shaving the other day at the age of 22 lel. ( i barely had any facial hair to begin with)

      picked up...

      merkur double edged safety razor
      taylor of old bond street shaving cream
      lucky tiger after shave and face tonic

      i still need to acquire a brush and possibly a stand.

      whats your guys set ups?

      You must have posted in the wrong thread. No one shaves here.

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      • Andy.B
        E30 Mastermind
        • Sep 2011
        • 1650

        #123
        Originally posted by Deltron Dirty30
        i just started shaving the other day at the age of 22 lel. ( i barely had any facial hair to begin with)

        picked up...

        merkur double edged safety razor
        taylor of old bond street shaving cream
        lucky tiger after shave and face tonic

        i still need to acquire a brush and possibly a stand.

        whats your guys set ups?
        This is my go to setup for facial grooming:

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        • Deltron Dirty30
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2010
          • 2436

          #124
          yeah i didnt shave for 22 years and didnt have much to show for it.

          im sure most of you have shaved before.

          edit: i guess an appropriate question for this thread would be, is there anything i can do to speed up my facial hair growth? (or is it all in muh genes) i saw someone mention something about applying semen to your face for best results.
          Last edited by Deltron Dirty30; 04-21-2014, 04:08 PM.
          Originally posted by HarryPotter
          not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
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          • Andy.B
            E30 Mastermind
            • Sep 2011
            • 1650

            #125
            Haha. That is true. But I hated it. I just used an electric razor that did a crappy job.

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            • hammrdwn510
              Advanced Member
              • Mar 2014
              • 128

              #126
              Originally posted by FLG
              You must have posted in the wrong thread. No one shaves here.

              Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 2
              Originally posted by Andy.B
              This is my go to setup for facial grooming:
              Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
              We don't have set ups hence the beards lol haven't actually shaved in over 6 months

              this is funny stuff right there

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              • Conki
                E30 Fanatic
                • Mar 2009
                • 1254

                #127
                Originally posted by Deltron Dirty30
                i guess an appropriate question for this thread would be, is there anything i can do to speed up my facial hair growth? (or is it all in muh genes) i saw someone mention something about applying semen to your face for best results.
                That's one way to do it. Drinking a lot of alcohol speeds up hair growth too. You could combine the two as well. I'd start with drinking, that way it's easier to deal with the semen on your face, especially if you employ the help of your friends.

                1992 BMW 525iT Calypso
                2011 Jeep Wrangler

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                • Andy.B
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 1650

                  #128
                  Originally posted by Conki
                  That's one way to do it. Drinking a lot of alcohol speeds up hair growth too. You could combine the two as well. I'd start with drinking, that way it's easier to deal with the semen on your face, especially if you employ the help of your friends.
                  Paging Blunt...

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                  • hammrdwn510
                    Advanced Member
                    • Mar 2014
                    • 128

                    #129
                    to some, alcohol is usually the gateway to semen on the face.

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                    • FLG
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 3165

                      #130
                      Wait....

                      I'm supposed to be putting semen on my face, and drinking alcohol? Not the other way around, well this is awkward... That's not what Steve told me.

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                      • ThatOneEuroE30
                        R3V OG
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 8626

                        #131
                        Originally posted by FLG
                        Wait....

                        I'm supposed to be putting semen on my face, and drinking alcohol? Not the other way around, well this is awkward... That's not what Steve told me.

                        Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 2
                        Steve's been lieing to you for his enjoyment ;D


                        1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                        1991 318i 4dr slick top


                        Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                        Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                        Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                        Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                        • hammrdwn510
                          Advanced Member
                          • Mar 2014
                          • 128

                          #132
                          is it ok to refer to your beard as a "face mullet"?

                          or any other nickname besides Beard?

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                          • ThatOneEuroE30
                            R3V OG
                            • Dec 2013
                            • 8626

                            #133
                            Originally posted by hammrdwn510
                            is it ok to refer to your beard as a "face mullet"?

                            or any other nickname besides Beard?
                            Flavor savor? in FLG's case it would be a semen saver


                            1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                            1991 318i 4dr slick top


                            Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                            Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                            Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                            Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                            • FLG
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 3165

                              #134
                              Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
                              Flavor savor? in FLG's case it would be a semen saver
                              No he made sure I didn't get any on my beard then threw a glass of beer in my face and told me I was ugly.

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                              -Build http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=295277

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                              • ThatOneEuroE30
                                R3V OG
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 8626

                                #135
                                Originally posted by FLG
                                No he made sure I didn't get any on my beard then threw a glass of beer in my face and told me I was ugly.

                                Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 2

                                Lollololol so Steve has good aim.


                                1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                                1991 318i 4dr slick top


                                Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                                Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                                Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                                Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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