I used to have to frequently (like, almost every weekend) tell my friends in college that my car was not a couch, an ottoman or a fucking coaster... they were welcome to use their own cars for those purposes, but not mine.
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Short story:
Wife gets parking tickets with "our" car.
Wife only pays tickets 2 days before the first ticket's court date (Because I nagged, and I watched her do it...)
A month later, letter from DMV shows up telling me I've been convicted, next day another for the second ticket...
We check the credit card statement, no record of any transaction. Neither of us thought to write down the payment confirmation.
I quickly go on and pay the remaining tickets that haven't hit court dates yet, but can't access the other fines online. Tells me to mail cash/cheque or go to the courthouse.
A week later(today), DMV sends a notification that they've received a "Certificate of Default" and now I have to pay an extra $40 "Privilege Reinstatement Fee" in addition to the now $120 in fines, or else I can't renew registration/license etc.
What the Christ, I'm fucking livid.Last edited by Northern; 03-09-2017, 06:32 PM.Originally posted by priapismMy girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.Originally posted by shamesonUsually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30
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More bitching:
Since the dawn of time, Koni did a 25% off sale March 1-May 31.
Knowing this, I held off buying rear mustang shocks until now.
Turns out, this year they're not doing a sale, but a mail-in rebate for $30-$70 - only on a set of 4 shocks...
Now I regret waiting almost a year to buy these.Originally posted by priapismMy girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.Originally posted by shamesonUsually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30
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It's not petty, and I think your landlord would be receptive.
Fact is, it's your personal property and they are vandalizing it.
If you want to be a dick, put a big piece of butcher paper on the trunk and spread grease all over it. He sets hits shit on there, it's getting greased.
Or replace grease with anything sticky.
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2016 Ford Flex
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No Man, that ain't right.
To me that looks like pure spite. If that hood were perfectly parallel to the ground, like a flat table top, it could be dismissed (if it were a once off thing).
What's the real reason behind this? If none, then something needs to be done.1990 325i
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I guess it's time to mount that fuckin compressor on the wall...
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Originally posted by flyboyxI imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.
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Originally posted by MrBurgundy View PostI want to retaliate, but it has to be perfect.....
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Mounting the compressor to the wall seems like the best move. Otherwise if he leave his car unlocked ever go fill his vents with thousands of 3 hole punch trimmings lolololol
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Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View PostMounting the compressor to the wall seems like the best move. Otherwise if he leave his car unlocked ever go fill his vents with thousands of 3 hole punch trimmings lololololMy previous build (currently E30-less)
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390
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Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View PostMounting the compressor to the wall seems like the best move. Otherwise if he leave his car unlocked ever go fill his vents with thousands of 3 hole punch trimmings lolololol
Ohhhhhh what about glitter? That would be pure evil
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Originally posted by flyboyxI imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.
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Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View PostOhhhhhh what about glitter? That would be pure evil
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Glitter covered 3 hole punch trimmings.
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I vote all of the above? Air Compressor aggression, glitter and 3 hole punches.
Sent from my HTC One A9 using TapatalkOriginally posted by flyboyxhow about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?Originally posted by Northernbeer is my new liver cleanse.
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ROFL. My parents said If he leaves his doors unlocked, go to the store and buy a cheap blender, then either take a dump or get some dog poop and put it in the blender. Then add some water or fish oil. Then get a baster, and baste the carpets around the air returns under the seats with the poop/fish oil, so it soaks in. Or baste the air vents for the cabin filter on the hood with the concoction.
Sent from my HTC One A9 using TapatalkOriginally posted by flyboyxhow about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?Originally posted by Northernbeer is my new liver cleanse.
Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
'01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3
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