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  • 2mAn
    Moderator
    • Aug 2010
    • 20077

    #4261
    Originally posted by HennaE30
    This one's a keeper. She has her issues, but the upsides definitely outweigh the downsides. She's going to school to become a computer programmer, and that has her stressed out

    Go down on her and make her forget all that stress...
    Simon
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    • HennaE30
      E30 Mastermind
      • Apr 2014
      • 1965

      #4262
      Originally posted by 2mAn
      Go down on her and make her forget all that stress...


      Lol, she wouldn't even give me the chance. I've gone out of my way to come see her and been turned away. I've asked multiple times to set aside time so we could talk or whatever.


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      Originally posted by flyboyx
      how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
      Originally posted by Northern
      beer is my new liver cleanse.

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      • MrBurgundy
        R3V Elite
        • Mar 2012
        • 5294

        #4263
        "Chase a check

        Never chase a bitch"

        -Dr. Future


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        • IceWhite
          E30 Modder
          • Jan 2015
          • 945

          #4264
          ^Solid advice!
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          • flyboyx
            R3V OG
            • Sep 2008
            • 8371

            #4265
            Originally posted by HennaE30
            Lol, she wouldn't even give me the chance. I've gone out of my way to come see her and been turned away. I've asked multiple times to set aside time so we could talk or whatever.


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            Just stop contacting her. She has the upper hand in your relationship and is apparently trying to keep it that way. You deserve better. Go out and find it somewhere else.
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            • LowR3V'in
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2004
              • 4209

              #4266
              Hennae30 i haven't read your situation but if it's girl troubles
              just eat her puusy out doggy style so you can smell that butthole.

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              • flyboyx
                R3V OG
                • Sep 2008
                • 8371

                #4267
                Originally posted by LowR3V'in
                Hennae30 i haven't read your situation but if it's girl troubles
                just eat her puusy out doggy style so you can smell that butthole.
                I guess I've been doing it wrong all this time.
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                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
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                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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                • Stanley Rockafella
                  R3V Elite
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 4056

                  #4268
                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                  i guess i've been doing it wrong all this time.
                  +2
                  If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                  • Mediumrarechicken
                    Mod Crazy
                    • May 2017
                    • 759

                    #4269
                    Get yourself a freaky sugarmomma with big fake titties. Send her a bunch of pix.


                    Really though you don't want her in your life, she's probably banging another dude and doesn't have the balls to break it off with you because you care her lap dog. Besides if school is too overwhelming she's got issues, tell her to sack up

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                    • ThatOneEuroE30
                      R3V OG
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 8626

                      #4270
                      Welding mask V. Eclipse was a success although i only looked for like 2 second and was like this is what all the hype was about back to work


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                      • E30 Wagen
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 3425

                        #4271
                        Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
                        Welding mask V. Eclipse was a success although i only looked for like 2 second and was like this is what all the hype was about back to work
                        I used my welding mask too and it worked great, stayed outside for at least an hour. Had a lot of cloud cover but it cleared up just in time. Definitely wishing I had driven down to the totality region but I thought it was still really cool.
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                        • ThatOneEuroE30
                          R3V OG
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 8626

                          #4272
                          Originally posted by E30 Wagen
                          I used my welding mask too and it worked great, stayed outside for at least an hour. Had a lot of cloud cover but it cleared up just in time. Definitely wishing I had driven down to the totality region but I thought it was still really cool.


                          I'm in a totality region. It really didnt get that dark. It was no different then what it looks like at 7:30-8 o clock in the evening.


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                          1991 318i 4dr slick top


                          Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                          Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                          Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                          Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                          • supermansocks95
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Feb 2016
                            • 756

                            #4273
                            Well guys, life's hopefully starting to look a little more upwards. I started going back to school part time for a Computer Support Specialist Degree (Basically Information Technology). I also just got a promotion to the IT department at the bank. Baby momma moved out of state with her new husband. At the beginning of the year, she signed residential custody over to me and tried to run away by faking deployment, so it worked HUGELY in my favor and I now have my little girl all of the time (still make efforts to let her see her mother though, even though her mother hardly goes for it...)! I feel like life's finally getting better.
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                            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                            • 2mAn
                              Moderator
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 20077

                              #4274
                              Originally posted by supermansocks95
                              Well guys, life's hopefully starting to look a little more upwards. I started going back to school part time for a Computer Support Specialist Degree (Basically Information Technology). I also just got a promotion to the IT department at the bank. Baby momma moved out of state with her new husband. At the beginning of the year, she signed residential custody over to me and tried to run away by faking deployment, so it worked HUGELY in my favor and I now have my little girl all of the time (still make efforts to let her see her mother though, even though her mother hardly goes for it...)! I feel like life's finally getting better.

                              Nice man, keep moving in a positive direction.
                              Simon
                              Current Cars:
                              -1966 Lotus Elan
                              -1986 German Car
                              -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                              Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                              • flyboyx
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 8371

                                #4275
                                Originally posted by supermansocks95
                                Well guys, life's hopefully starting to look a little more upwards. I started going back to school part time for a Computer Support Specialist Degree (Basically Information Technology). I also just got a promotion to the IT department at the bank. Baby momma moved out of state with her new husband. At the beginning of the year, she signed residential custody over to me and tried to run away by faking deployment, so it worked HUGELY in my favor and I now have my little girl all of the time (still make efforts to let her see her mother though, even though her mother hardly goes for it...)! I feel like life's finally getting better.
                                happy to hear that bud.
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                                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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